On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Carbon Chaperone 2020 / Listen To The Bubby Bub Podcast | 2:04.000 |
| The Gooners Have Assembled In A Chatroom | 11:06.000 |
| Great Porn Intros: Cornholing Babysitter | 17:26.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 21:04.000 |
| Don’t Underestimate The Dangers Of Ouija | 21:48.000 |
| Murdered Over Mayo | 27:42.000 |
| A Tale Of The Town Named Swastika | 31:22.000 |
| Voicemails! 206-666-4463 / Ending | 35:36.000 |
