On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| The Studio Version Of “Hairdresser” Is Up For Sale | 1:46.762 |
| Stairway To Stardom Gay May Still Be Alive! | 9:03.000 |
| In Store Credit Card Fraud | 11:35.000 |
| A DV Listener’s Dickhole Story | 16:22.690 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 19:26.000 |
| Killed By A Cock | 20:16.000 |
| Ornamental Reindeer Dick | 24:09.166 |
| KFC Chicken Scented Fire Logs | 26:04.000 |
| Monkey Slave Labor | 27:26.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 33:21.500 |
