On Today’s Show: 
On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Christmas Re-Crap | 1:16.000 |
| I Have Some Sort Of Palsy Or M.S. | 6:22.735 |
| A Terrorist Attack Set To Music | 9:46.282 |
| The Christian Car-Side Knife Workout | 18:31.833 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 25:46.000 |
| Cooking With Snake Eggs / Cum | 27:58.000 |
| That Tesla Farted At You | 36:06.000 |
| Fan Blades Of Doom! | 41:24.000 |
| 206-666-4463 Call Me / Ending | 44:16.000 |
