On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Helping Japan Out Of Their Sex Funk | 2:04.744 |
| Twin Sisters Do Everything Together | 8:33.905 |
| Fish Penetration | 17:57.072 |
| White Bitch Vs. Little Girls Watering Flowers | 20:32.711 |
| Airport Freakout Remix | 23:54.037 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow | 26:14.995 |
| Praising Hitler Will Still Get You Banned On Twitter | 28:27.190 |
| Pelosi Hammer Attacker Apologizes. Kind Of. | 34:14.973 |
| Now That’s What I Call Brown Sugar | 37:50.940 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 41:53.955 |
