ON TODAY’S SHOW:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Tim’s Episode of Intervention | 0:22.991 |
| The First Calls Into Our Voicemail Line EVER | 4:22.303 |
| Prophet Blames Trump Arrested On Medusa In Song | 8:36.612 |
| I Want To Be Neenja – Now A Major Motion Picture | 13:43.732 |
| Turtle Sex Sounds / Erotic S&M Christmas Tree Cosplay | 19:41.654 |
| Leaving A Voicemail And Speaking In Tongues | 27:25.817 |
| Tongue-Core Music | 30:49.601 |
| Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! | 33:29.691 |
| Asshole Youtuber Fucked And Found Out | 35:00.038 |
| A Shocking New Report Finds That Guys Lie About Penis Size. Duh. | 40:28.155 |
| Making Someone Listen To Baby Shark Is Cruel And Unusual Punishment | 44:04.698 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 48:36.451 |
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