The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth

November 20, 202349 min read

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On Today’s Show:

00:00:00:00.00	Introduction
00:01:38:11.02	Sorry About My Voice
00:02:46:04.08	Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth
00:11:13:17.60	Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend
00:16:09:10.52	Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself
00:19:20:17.61	Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute
00:21:14:18.40	Sign Up For The Sideshow
00:22:23:17.02	Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs
00:24:58:24.36	Sugar Baby Shoots Girlfriend
00:28:14:08.69	Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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Hey freaks, it’s Monday, November 20th, 2023.

Coming up on the program today, which Cartoon Network voice actor went on an offensive, slur-filled verbal rampage this weekend?

Plus, Trump talking about golden showers, sharp-shooting sugar babies, and faking medical studies so you can rub your face against women’s stomachs.

(dramatic music) – Hello, I’m Peter.

I will spank now my ass with a barbarian hose.

Leather pants.

Well, very nice leather pants.

Oh, my ass, my nipples.

Ow.

Now I will begin with spank my ass.

(groaning) (groaning) – It’s The Distorted View Show with Tim Henson.

I’m gonna lose my mind today.
Crystal mass lucid left your butthole.
I know what abortion smells like.

Did you know abortion even had a smell?

Christian now fears his flatulence.
Try new peanut butter aids.
Yes, everybody, Tim Henson back here with you to kick off a new week of programs.

You might be able to tell by my voice, I’m fucked up, man.

I thought I was over.

Whatever the hell Lord Douche gave me.

I keep blaming him for this stuff.

Donnie, man, he’s out to kill me.

What an ingenious way to get rid of me once and for all.

The police will never suspect a thing.

He knows just like you guys know, I have a very compromised immune system.

You just sneeze anywhere near me and three days later I’m in hospice care.

Look, I am committed to powering through, though, as long as I’m able to.

We just have to get through three days.

It’s a very short week of programs.

We’ve got Thanksgiving here in America.

I will be doing a show every day.

They may be a little short and that’s more for your benefit than anything.

I mean, you can’t handle listening to this voice for fucking 50 minutes, right?

I sound like I’m up to like three or four packs a day of America’s best filtered cigarette, Winston.

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

At the top of the show today, God, I can’t believe I have to explain all this.

I have to use my voice a lot.

I don’t follow video game streamers.

It’s not part of my world, but I am familiar with Dream just because a year or two ago, he had this big momentous face reveal.

Apparently up until that point, no one knew what he looked like.

He would use a mask whenever he was on camera.

I guess he got sick of that and you know, he wanted some of that fame.

You know, he was like, he’s a very popular streamer, but he’s not getting any of the benefits like being recognized in public, getting that sweet streamer poon that you get when you have over a million subscribers, I’m guessing.

My boy wanted to taste the finer things in life.

So he decided to have this big reveal.

He took off the mask and immediately the internet took a giant shit on him.

The world collectively said, ew, when they caught a glimpse of his face.

You know, if he would have never started using the mask, I don’t think this reaction would have happened.

There was just this huge bill.

A lot of people thought he was gonna be super hot and he’s just like average with like a weird kind of moon shaped face.

Like that McDonald’s moon man, Mac tonight.

He’s got that shape about him.

Maybe I’ll do a side-by-side comparison on the chapter artwork.

Now, I don’t know, like a month or two later, he decided, you know what?

The mask’s coming back on.

I can’t handle this.

I wanna blow my brains out.

Everyone is constantly making fun of my looks.

That’s how I know Dream.

He won streamer of the year over there on the streamies.

I don’t know, Webbies, Spike TV Awards.

I don’t know, one of those award shows.

He won streamer of the year.

And then shortly after that, allegations that he was talking to underage girls and grooming them surfaced.

It’s a real rollercoaster with this guy, Dream.

A lot of ups and downs.

To this day, those allegations remain unconfirmed.

It was like an anonymous Twitter account that shared some supposed text messaging screenshots.

Why, sorry, why am I bringing him up today?

Good question.

And one that deserves a screech out of my voice.

(imitates screeching) I’m sick, leave me alone, God.

Apparently, recently Dream was at a party and someone came up and punched him and called him a pedo.

Then apparently Dream punched this guy back and the dude backed down.

He was like, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

” The guy who punched Dream is the guy who voices Diego in “Dora the Explorer.

” Also that same voice actor is known for his work as Gumball on “The Amazing World of Gumball.

” That cartoon.

He voices one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, specifically Leonardo in the 2023 film version, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.

” This guy’s name is Nicholas Canto.

He’s a young douchebag as well.

He’s only 20 years old.

And I would argue he looks even goofier than Dream.

You know why people ain’t giving him shit though?

Because Nicholas never donned a mask.

He didn’t hide behind nothing.

His dorky ass mug has always been out in front.

Good for you, sir.

Anyway, what I have for you today is audio that Dream recorded while in the backseat of an Uber.

I guess he called an Uber to take him home from that party, you know, where he got hit by Gumball.

And then who shows up, who gets in the car with Dream but Gumball, Nicholas Canto, or Canto or whatever.

Nicholas proceeds to sit in the front seat with the Uber driver and some heated conversation takes place.

They’re gonna arrest your ass.
Yeah, of course.
Right?

When he came back, what was the first thing he told you?

He said, “Listen, if you get out, I’m a what?

” – The Uber driver is warning Nicholas that his behavior is gonna result in him getting arrested.

How does Nicholas respond?

I’m putting you on game, right?
He just whispered “faggot” to the Uber driver.

I don’t know if you could hear that.

You have to listen very closely.

So you’re the type of person, you’re gonna have to bump your fucking head for you to learn.

We’re getting bits and pieces of this conversation here but apparently later on, Dream explained that what happened was Nicholas dropped his phone out of the car window and the Uber driver was telling him not to argue with the police that stopped him from going across the highway at 4 a.m.

to retrieve the phone.

I wanna tell you right now, you’re Australopithecus Cro-Magnum, rock fucking stupid.

You’re retarded, you’re fucking down to the fuck.

You do not understand that your literacy level needs to be brought up from the fucking Mariana Trench and you have a fucking issue with your intelligence.

He then looks back at Dream, so I don’t know who this part is directed at, Dream or the Uber driver.
Bites come, and the ants come at me.

It’ll take 10,000, 100,000 of them to take me down.

So that’s how minuscule you are to my size, right?

My stature of intelligence, character, body, and reverence in the world.

Gumball thinks pretty highly of himself.
Reverence in the world.

One K is better for this pussy who doesn’t wanna give away his millions.

Are you Jewish?

No, man, because I’m gonna do movies, stand-up comedy, everything, all this shit.

So far he’s called someone a faggot and then asked if he was Jewish.
I’m Jewish?

No, man, because I’m gonna do movies, stand-up comedy, everything, all this shit.

Music, whatever the fuck, e-commerce.

You don’t understand that you’re talking to like a Michelangelo in my time, right?

Like I’m a genius, Albert Einstein level history bookmaker.

You’re gonna be forgotten like the dust in the sand when you’re in the fucking Sahara and there’s a hundred million, thousand billion fucking sand particles.

You’re gonna be one of those and I’m gonna be a statue erected in gold.

So understand.

According to Dream, later on, Nicholas DM’d him and apologized for his behavior because he was drunk and high.

That being said, even in the moment, Nicholas had this great excuse for the way he is.

So understand.
I am like this because ADHD, autism, neurodivergent.
That truly is like this generation’s get out of jail free card.

I wish I was neurodivergent.

I mean, Lord Dush is always calling me autistic.

I should get tested.

I’d love to be able to pull out the Asperger’s card.

Anyway, back to the video.

Then Dream kind of tried to turn it into a competition.

He’s like, I’m neurodivergent too.

These fucking idiots are both insufferable.

I have ADHD as well.
Right, but because you said that’s what the mask is, I think you’re a faggot, all right?
Do you think his time at Cartoon Network is over?

He keeps saying faggot and there was the R word.

That might jeopardize his whole gold statue being made out of him thing.

I am like this because ADHD, autism, neurodivergent.
I have ADHD as well.
Right, but because you said that’s what the mask is, I think you’re a faggot, all right?

So that’s why.

You’re really cool, Dream.

I still want to fight you.

And all of the shit that’s happened tonight, it’s not gonna make it a fucking brutal marauder.

I’m not gonna be a brutal marauder.

I’m gonna literally like, either you’re gonna be paralyzed or you’re gonna be dead.

Like, I’m serious.

Okay, man.

I should also note that this idiot knew he was being recorded.

I think he tells everyone to tune in to Cartoon Network at the end.

Yeah, you can end the video now.

Thanks for watching.

Can’t you network on all socials, tune your sets.

Or maybe he was saying can’t tune network, like his last name.

And responding on Twitter, Nicholas said, “Yeah, I was an asshole to the Uber driver.

“I was wasted and it wasn’t cool, “which is why I tipped him a lot of money.

” Which is interesting because then Dream was like, “No, you didn’t.

“You didn’t tip the Uber driver anything “because I’ve been texting the Uber driver.

” And then Dream shared screenshots where the Uber driver was like, “No, he didn’t give me anything.

” I love these altercations, you know, involving two people you don’t really care about.

I don’t give a shit if Gumball gets fired from being Gumball.

I don’t care if fucking Dream gets to platform from Twitch.

Let people make fun of his fucking half moon face does not affect me in any way, shape or form.

As a matter of fact, I’m here for it all.

Along those same lines, I do have a little bit of Mead news.

He’s been quite active recently on the Epricity Forum.

You could always gauge like how fucking insane Mead’s post is going to be before you even read it.

Just by taking a look at what time he wrote the post and how many pages of replies there are.

For instance, in the post I’m about to read to you, he wrote it today and there’s already nine pages of replies.

Get ready for a banger.

The topic of the thread should give you an indication as well that this is gonna be really good.

The headline reads, “I really want a girlfriend!

” Exclamation mark.

Like we know Mead, you’re a 45 year old virgin.

You’re a little backed up in the ball sack semen department.

Anyway, he says, “I’m not getting any younger.

” And I, did you notice that even though I’m sick, I can still do the Mead voice.

I should do the whole show as Mead.

You wouldn’t even know anything’s wrong with me.

Yeah, I’m not getting any younger.

And I need a girlfriend while I can still be young enough to be a daddy, ew.

I don’t know if this is because I have a cold or what I just read skeeved me out, but I just got the shivers and I got goosebumps.

He wants to be a daddy.

“I need a girlfriend to become my wife “and then produce my child.

” Oh, he actually meant like he wants to be a father.

Why can’t he just say that?

Be a daddy.

“I need a girlfriend to become my wife “and then produce my child.

“I’m not really picky.

“I just want her to be pretty and nice.

“There are some girls at work, “but they’re a little young for me, 16, 17.

” Yeah, I need a female at least 20 as if in a gazillion years, Mead would ever be able to nab a 20 year old.

You’re not that good looking, you’re old, you don’t even have a job.

I’m not counting Chick-fil-A because I don’t know the last time you worked at that place.

You know what I mean?

He never talks about it.

I think at most he works two days a week, right?

Now, I believe the real reason why all of a sudden he’s on this, “I need a girlfriend now, “I need to get married,” kick is because he realizes his dad’s not gonna be around much longer.

He needs someone to take care of him.

Anyway, he says, “I need a female at least 20.

“Why can’t some female on here “just go out with me for coffee?

” “Because they’ve read your posts?

“They’re afraid of you?

“They have self-respect.

“Do you need me to go on?

“I don’t have to marry them.

“I wish I could just sit and talk to a female.

” “This might be a job for Rebecca.

“Does anyone have Mead’s phone number?

” “I could give Mead the girlfriend experience.

” His buddy Mortimer replied saying, “Hey, why don’t you try to hire a matchmaker?

” And for some reason, I think this is the first time Mead has considered that.

He was like, “Ooh, that might be a good idea.

“Now, look, I don’t have a lot of money, “but I’ll take out a fucking loan “if Mead would just let me film the entire thing “from start to finish, meeting with the matchmaker, “the matchmaker talking to me, “trying to figure out what type of girl “to match him up with.

“I wanna go on the dates “that the matchmaker has set up for Mead.

“This is it, freaks.

“This is my big break.

“I know I could strike a production deal “with like Netflix or Hulu, “one of the streamers for at least 10 episodes, right?

“This is a series.

“The world needs to be introduced “to the goddamn insanity that is Mead.

” Other people in the thread, including women, like one named Grace was like, “Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

“No one from here, the message board, is going to date you.

“She suggests prostitutes.

” Another woman replied, Lena, she says, “The fact you’ve posted this thread is proof enough “you won’t be able to have a girlfriend “for the foreseeable future.

” Later on in the thread, Mead tries to defend his preference for 20-year-old girls.

“20 is an adult.

“I’m not sexist, but young women have babies, “not women my age.

“I’m sorry, but that’s how it works.

“Men and women age different, and it’s facts.

“I’m sorry I want a young female, “not old, because the ones my age “are already bitter and nasty.

” Bakersfield, Chim pretty much gave a great rebuttal to that reply.

He said, “Well, what do you have to offer “a 20-year-old woman?

“She can find everything you can give her “in a 20-year-old man.

“Plus, the young man has the added advantage of decades “to make something of himself before he’s your age.

” And he ends his message with what has to feel like a dagger to the heart.

He says, “You aged yourself out of dating 20-year-olds “a long time ago.

” Mead apparently has gone silent in the thread since then, though, so hopefully he’s still alive.

I don’t know.

Another little Mead update for you.

We have featured Adventures with Kara before.

I’m pretty sure a freak in the Discord turned us on to her.

Not sure if we played her on a Sideshow exclusive episode or not, so here’s just a little refresher.

Well, guys, I peed my pants four times yesterday.

Had to change my diapers five times.

What the heck is going on?

Couldn’t even make it to the bathroom in my house.

Now, the question is, is she really incontinent?

Does she have a problem, or is she doing this on purpose?

Is it a sexual fetish?

I think the mere fact that she talks about it so much is a bit suspect.

Here’s a video from about a week ago.

Well, guys, I should’ve known.

Drank two jugs of coffee between now and 4 a.

, had a number two accident on the way back from the store.

Now, don’t act like this has never happened to you guys, ’cause it sure happened to you when you were a baby.

Yes, but you’re like 40.

I mean, there’s a big difference between when you were a baby and now.

And if you can’t remember, so you’re not excluded.
Yeah.
Had a number two accident on the way back from the store.

Happens almost every day.

Dripping down my leg and everything.

I mean, it sounds like she was kind of trying to induce the shitting by drinking two jugs full of coffee.

Like a lot of you/tiktards, her hygiene is a bit questionable.

Hey, guys, you’ll never believe what I did today.

I brushed my teeth.

The way she says that indicates to me, it’s not like she just brushed her teeth for the first time today.

It sounds like this is the first time she’s ever brushed her teeth.

Hey, guys, you’ll never believe what I did today.

I brushed my teeth.

I finally started the routine of brushing my teeth.

And not a moment too soon, considering she’s missing half of them.
Because the dentist scared the shit out of me and told me all these facts about 90% of the world’s germs living in your mouth and getting in your body through your mouth, heart disease, and all sorts of other scary shit.
I’m not trying to act better than anyone here, but it’s weird that that’s what it took for her to start brushing her teeth.

Not the fact that a good third, at least half of her front teeth are missing.

Like, you’d think, maybe I’ll try that, see if that’ll save some of my teeth.

No, she waited to get scared straight from the dentist.

The mere fact she has a dentist is also shocking.

Anyhow, I’ve started the routine of brushing my teeth.

It turns out pepper dust come out when you brush your teeth.

Lot of shit will come out.

You’ll be surprised at the stuff you find.

She kind of reminds me of Rosie O’Donnell playing a retarded person in that made-for-TV movie about getting on buses with my sister.

She sounds just like her.

Well, hey guys, let me tell ya, I made it to the torture chamber of the dentist.

I survived the dentist!

Woo woo, let me!

Anyhow, let me, what are you doing?

I gotta go buy a toilet seat, yeah, at the Super Saver.

(laughs) – Well, I’m sure we’ll be checking in with Kara again real soon, a couple other just real short clips.

I think I have two here for you.

Trump was back.

You know the funny thing about Trump and Trump rallies?

He doesn’t talk a lot about political issues.

He’s not exactly a solutions man, aside from vote for me and I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

He’s the Pedro of American politics, I guess.

That’s honestly okay though, because who wants to hear about boring policies and stuff when you go to a rally?

Trump knows how to give the people what they want, right?

Here he is talking about hookers.

Remember he was accused of fucking around with Russian hookers?

He was with four hookers.

You think that was good that night to go up and tell my wife, “It’s not true, darling, I love you very much.

” It’s not true.

Actually, that one she didn’t believe ’cause she said he’s a germaphobe.

He’s not into that, you know?

(audience cheers) – Melania knows.

He’s not into golden showers, as they say, they call them.
Holy shit.

This has to be the first time a president has ever uttered the term golden showers on stage at a rally.

That’s the real reason why I’m playing this clip.

I just want to isolate it later.

(audience cheers) Let’s hear that again.

He’s not into golden showers, as they say, they call them.

He’s not.

Yeah.
I don’t like that idea.

No, I didn’t.

I thought that would be a big problem.

I was gonna have a rough night, but that one she was very good on, she said.

(laughs) – Just think, next year we get to have him back at the White House.

Then we have four years of this shit.

Oh, I can’t wait.

Business will be booming once again here on TV.

All right, I’m dying here.

My voice is killing me.

So let’s just get into the crazy bizarre twist.

I fucked up the hoos right now.

(upbeat music) Of course, I have some more audio clips.

We’ll save them for tomorrow though.

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All right, let’s do, we’ll do two news stories today.

I think that’s fair considering my throat is on fire.

And what’s great is the first news story is super short, yet it’s just weird enough that I think you guys won’t mind.

The story here comes from Danbury, Connecticut.

Police in Connecticut are looking for women who unknowingly took part in fake medical studies despite getting paid in cash.

I know for women, it’s probably different.

I’m a guy, I don’t, you know, I don’t know what it’s like to be them, but I’m sorry.

To me, the important thing is you got paid.

I haven’t read this entire news story, so I’m gonna take a stab in the dark here and say that the medical study in question was something sexual in some way, shape, or form.

This guy was getting off to what was happening in this quote unquote medical study, right?

There’s a good chance it was pussy related, maybe pee.

But you know, it must have been convincing enough that the majority of women didn’t even think anything of it, right?

They did the test, the study, they got paid and they moved on with their lives.

Couldn’t have been that creepy.

So again, I say, does it really matter if it was a true medical study?

You got your money.

Brian Casella, 35, turned himself in to state police in Danbury early on Friday.

Quote, “Casella is alleged to have solicited female victims “for a fake medical study,” the police said.

Casella would use various instruments, as well as his own hands and ears, to manipulate and listen to their abdomens.

During these sessions, Casella would record and photograph the female victims, and following the sessions, he would compensate them with cash payments, okay?

So he’s into a little stomach play.

That’s not anywhere close to where I thought this was going, right?

No pussy, no poop, no pee, no fondling toes even.

Just laying his head on your stomach.

You got 50 bucks, 100 bucks for that?

Go to Olive Garden and enjoy yourself.

Move on with your life here.

I mean, just be happy you got the opportunity to partake in this nonsense.

The money supposedly came from the company conducting the study, and the alleged scheme ended when investigators said they found a hard drive containing several recordings and photographs of unidentified female victims.

Casella is now charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, and he was already released in lieu of a $10,000 bond, but police are asking women who recognize Casella and feel they were victims to call the cops.

Police say all calls will remain confidential, so if you’re a woman in Danbury, Connecticut who participated in a weird abdomen study, if something was a little off, you felt a little funny, your hunch was right.

You’re dealing with a sex creep.

All right, second story we have for you today.

This one just happens to come from our most fucked up state.

Say it with me.

Oh yeah.

Crazy.

Give me a hallelujah.

Hallelujah.
Yeah, now hold my flower now.

This almost fucked up state.

(indistinct) ♪ Florida is almost fucked up state ♪ ♪ Praise be to the Lord ♪ – Yes, a woman in Florida, ooh, Florida woman, who was the mistress of a man she called her sugar daddy is accused of firing a gun into the car of the man’s full-time girlfriend.

Also inside the vehicle was the girlfriend’s one-year-old child.

Well, now you’re in real trouble.

The alleged shooter, Zira Percy, 20, used the so-called sugar daddy’s gun in the act.

Boy, talk about being in the dog house.

This guy is in for a world of hurt.

Not only did she find out that her boyfriend was fucking around on her, but also the mistress started shooting at her with the boyfriend’s gun.

I told you to keep that thing locked away.

I mean, you also told him not to cheat on you.

The man just doesn’t listen.

He’s gonna do what he wants.

The chaotic love triangle imploded in Daytona Beach on November 4th outside of an apartment complex, according to the South Daytona Police Department.

According to an arrest affidavit, the incident happened after the victim said she went to pick up dinner from Wendy’s just after 9 p.

Okay, so we’re not really dealing with the one percenters here.

They were feasting on Frosties and Dave’s Doubles.

Upon returning, she noticed a silver car was parked outside of the house.

The woman, who was not identified, allegedly told officers she had seen the car pass the residence a few times before.

Curious, the victim said she parked her car near the silver car, sitting inside her vehicle for a couple of minutes.

It was then that the woman saw Percy exit the apartment building.

The woman’s boyfriend, who was also the father of her one-year-old child who was in the car at the time, was with Percy.

As the victim got out of the car to confront Percy and her boyfriend, someone nearby shouted, “She has a gun!

” Police said what happened next occurred rapidly.

Here we go.

As the victim ran back to her car, Percy allegedly went to the trunk of her vehicle, hauled out a gun, and started shooting at the woman and towards the car where the one-year-old child was seated inside.

At least two rounds were fired.

Percy was not apprehended until last Friday, when she was pulled over for a traffic stop.

Officers asked to search her vehicle for the gun used to shoot at the woman on November 4th.

Percy told them where exactly to find it.

She apparently gave it back to the man in the middle of the two women, her sugar daddy, she said.

Investigators reported confirming that Percy was the man’s mistress, and the 20-year-old woman was detained and released on a $5,000 bond.

Neither the woman nor the baby was hurt, by the way.

It’s weird that they didn’t really include that in the news story.

Everyone’s alive, which is great news, I guess.

All right, there you go, that, my friends, is your distorted news.

Or Monday, let’s do a couple of voicemails and get the hell out of here.

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Let’s blow through some voicemails.

I think we’ve got all patron calls today.

I believe we’re gonna start with one of our newest patrons, who’s getting some mileage out of this voicemail line thing.

Hey, Timmy Boo.

Autistic Mexican again.

Fourth day in a row calling.

I am getting my money’s worth, like you said.

Yeah.
$5 is a lot of money to me, so I’m getting my money’s worth, but I’ll try not to get annoyed.

If I call too much, let me know.

I’m only gonna get to once a day, all right?

Once a day, and then I’ll take the weekends off.

Anyway, yeah, I noticed, why am I the only patron calling?

I miss, where’s Haley’s Comet?

Where’s Unicorn Hamster?

And Corbin, I haven’t seen in a while.

Where’s Twink Toilet?

Yeah, where’s everyone at?

I mean, we’ve got some calls coming in today now.

Anyway, where’s everybody?

Anyway, about the Mead Skelton weigh-in thing, it’s funny, there’s so many parallels to my own journey.

Uh-oh.
Because I am very, I’m way bigger than Mead.

I’m 450 pounds.

Wow.
I’m huge.

And it’s like, yeah, every week, some bullshit.

I mean, I don’t eat desserts.

I cut those, I’m not stupid.

But it’s kind of– – No, you’re eating something, my friend.

It’s funny, ’cause he’s making all those lame-ass excuses, and as much as I hate Mead and all his beliefs, he’s freaking hilarious, and I do see why you love him.
Yeah.
So it’s definitely fun to watch his struggles as he tries to lose weight.
Yeah, this is a good time of year for Mead to try to lose weight, the holidays.

You know, he missed last week’s weigh-in.

This week is Thanksgiving, towards the end of the week, so he might eke out a pound or two loss this week, but next week, he’ll gain it all back.

Timmy, it’s Greg from Austin Calling.

I can’t believe this.

So you remember the whole J-Pow thing, that cringy, fat, fucking racist.

Well, I got some news for you.

He got kicked out of our server for being too retarded.

Yeah, I didn’t bring it up on the show, just because it got way too messy.

I don’t want anything to do with that guy.

I don’t want anything to do with him.

And I don’t want you guys to have anything to do with him either.

But he did join Mead’s server.
Good, that’s a good place for him to be.
And you’re not gonna believe what happened.

He got banned from Mead’s server.

Okay, if you get banned from the Distorted View server and also Mead’s Discord server, you really have to do some deep introspection.

Maybe the problem is not everyone else.

Maybe it’s you.

I want you to digest that, Timmy.

And I’m going to repeat myself.

J-Pow got banned from Mead’s server for being too racist.

Wow, yeah, he was a problem.
Timmy, I don’t usually get annoyed or frustrated with you, but in regards to the Australian caller calling from the Mead’s dad’s death pool, it was Mead’s birthday, not Thursday.
Oh, I’m so sorry.

Yeah, sometimes when the call, it’s so weird.

Sometimes when I hear the show, or the call through my headphones, I can’t make out stuff, but then I’ll listen back to the show when it’s all produced and everything.

And then I can hear it more clearly, if that makes sense.

I don’t know why sometimes when I’m hearing the calls for the first time, I don’t understand.

It took me a minute to figure out how it was, how the fuck you came up with him saying Thursday.

He said Mead’s birthday.

It must be some filters I have going on with my mixer.
He didn’t know what Mead’s birthday was, but that was his guess for Mead’s dad dying on Mead’s birthday.
Don’t get angry with me.

I’m sorry, good God, okay?

Not the end of the world.

I’ll correct it in the spreadsheet.

Sorry, I’m not perfect.

You can’t say names, but you figure you can at least hear things.
Oh my God.
Come on, man.
Good God, well, you have to admit, he wasn’t exactly, it wasn’t a clear phone call or, you know, well, at least to me it didn’t sound that bad.

Look, I’m sorry, okay, look.

I literally put in the spreadsheet some Thursday, probably early in the year.

So we will say Mead’s birthday.

There, problem solved.

It’s all done.

See, crisis averted.

They yell at me for that.

All right, that is all the time we have on this edition of the show.

Want you guys to email me, email me.

I can’t do it.

I can do this, hold on.

My voice.