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On Today’s Show:

0:00 – A new Distorted View Test of Patience!

2:43 – I think I have brain cancer or just really bad allergies.

8:16 – The Meth PSA from the 90’s was one in a series! I’ve got a heroin jingle for you today

11:44 – It’s time to fire up that blackulator caucasiatron for another round of BLACK AND WHITE!

The News:

30:00 – A little girl was jumping on her bed and fell out the window. Tim handles this story with grace and sympathy.

33:15- Sniffing glue dressed as a pirate – LIFE GOALS.

35:50 – Next time you have a runny nose, just know that it might be YOUR BRAIN LEAKING

38:31 – Voicemails!