ON TODAY’S EPISODE:

Now’s The Time To Invest In Oil Futures Or Something

The Mukbanging Drama Queen Gays Are At It Again

Shaming Your Son After Finding His Pocket Pussy And Dick Cream

Women Are Slobs

Frozen II: Kama Sutra Edition

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