On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.204 |
| Profiles In Courage: The Worst Sex Accident Ever | 1:06.000 |
| The World Of Shitpig | 9:00.000 |
| Suport Distorted View Daily! | 23:27.076 |
| Home Improvement Kid Pobably Strangled His Girlfriend | 25:02.333 |
| The Disneyworld Of Porn | 31:45.666 |
| Ruining Your Kids Life To Save A Few Bucks | 35:26.000 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:54.000 |
