On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Sperming Up Ladies In Need | WATCH The Documentary | 2:20.000 |
| A Colubmus Drug Addict Ate a Few Bad Brownies | 14:21.333 |
| Your Mic Is On Asshole X 2 | 19:14.666 |
| Japanese Musical Artist Tries To Sing Smells Like Teen Spirit | 25:22.000 |
| Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 27:36.000 |
| Dead Mom “Watches” Kids Open Christmas Presents | 29:40.000 |
| Overdosing On Cock-Caine | 34:16.000 |
| Milo Is Now An Ex-Gay | 36:56.000 |
| 206-666-4463 / Ending | 42:04.000 |
