On Today’s Show:
| Name | Start |
| Coming Up Today: | 0:00.000 |
| A Phone Losers Of America Prank Call: WATCH/LISTEN | 0:27.238 |
| My Shitty Aunt | 2:18.077 |
| New Devon Sweeney Audio / Horned Up For Miley Sizen | 5:47.148 |
| Meade’s Humbling Shit Cleaning Experience | 9:17.281 |
| Uber Freakour | 12:23.616 |
| The Aboimination That Is The Unicorn Family | 15:44.870 |
| Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow! | 24:18.593 |
| Josh Duggar Is Still A Pedo | 25:29.827 |
| A Pussy Glove For Your Coochie Blood | 40:44.139 |
| Triceracock, Meet Diplosnatch | 45:45.292 |
| Voicemails / Ending | 49:40.000 |
