On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| That One Asshole Camper | 2:50.683 |
| M Is For Mukbang AND Murder | 6:15.692 |
| Nikocado and Orlin Broke Up Again | 11:40.644 |
| The New King Of Youtube Farters | 13:46.979 |
| Streamer Banned For Making Those Gwaggle Gwaggle Noises | 15:10.754 |
| Pathetic Masturbater Knows He’s A Loser | 18:19.222 |
| I’m Zach! Your Spring Anthem | 21:43.494 |
| The PS3 Rap (2006) | 25:12.298 |
| Become A Sideshow Member Today! | 27:10.012 |
| Teacher Licks Nipple In Front of Students | 28:24.155 |
| Woman Loses A Tumbler Up Her Vagina | 31:49.594 |
| Dick At Your Door Has Been Sued! | 35:27.051 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:07.592 |
