On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| My Appeal To The Gay Community | 1:45.734 |
| Butt Fissure First Aid And Care | 6:26.348 |
| Our Favorite Trans Girl Does Phone Sex | 9:41.996 |
| A Clip In Which Ben Shapiro Is Not The Most Annoying Person In It | 16:52.085 |
| Tiktard Has A Waifu | 21:00.808 |
| Youtube Channel Update | 25:16.158 |
| Become A True And Honorable Freak! | 28:14.278 |
| Hurling Slurs On Your Way To Trial | 29:09.218 |
| The Florida Sugar Baby Speaks | 33:04.244 |
| Now You’re Playing With (PORN) Power | 37:48.133 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:37.200 |
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