On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Racist Livestreams | 3:02.996 |
| More From The Internet’s Leading Incel | 8:36.062 |
| More Porn Girls Screaming “Chicken Nuggets!” | 11:05.208 |
| Old Man Is A Groaning Verbal Sub | 13:54.188 |
| (Kind Of) Singing In English | 16:13.497 |
| The Highs And Lows Of Smoking Fentanyl | 18:24.159 |
| Johnny Depp Wants To Do Some Weird Stuff To A Corpse | 22:04.943 |
| Become A Sideshow Member! | 25:02.649 |
| Drunk Guy On Airplane Messes With Mike Tyson | 26:30.071 |
| Getting The Better Of Two Penises Cut Off | 32:05.257 |
| Inhaling A Drill Bit | 37:20.607 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:56.100 |
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