On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Another Song To Get Stuck In Your Head | 2:37.550 |
| Another Dead Parent Song | 4:51.007 |
| Documentary On a Rubber Fetishist | 10:07.816 |
| Don’t Sing The TMNT Theme If You Can’t Keep Up With The Lyrics | 17:04.402 |
| Smells Like Teen Screeching | 18:34.240 |
| Delivery Stuttering Meltdown | 22:53.008 |
| Become A Sideshow Super Freak Now | 25:56.971 |
| A Penis Dangling From The Forearm | 27:09.742 |
| Checking Out Hot, Steamy Tractor-On-Tractor Action | 31:56.473 |
| Florida Woman: Lord Of The Drunks | 36:19.737 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 39:07.350 |
206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)
