On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Butthole Removal Medical Procedure | 2:28.915 |
| Tim Designs The Next Generation of Toilets | 7:49.882 |
| Meade Skelton Mourns The Queen Of England’s Death | 10:31.140 |
| Meade Skelton’s 9/11 Memories And Conspiracy Theory | 13:54.779 |
| Those High School Furry / Litter Box Rumors Won’t Die | 22:03.815 |
| Sign Up For SuperFreakSideshow.Com | 26:28.288 |
| Teacher/Parent Messaging App Hacked With XXX Meme | 28:08.312 |
| A Teacher With A Bag Fill Of (DICK) Tricks | 33:25.024 |
| Lost Leggage | 38:49.479 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:25.869 |
