Top Of The Show:
As I told you last week, today we’re doing a best-of show (08/17/11) but Sideshow freaks will be getting some bonus material later today.
It’s time to pit ridiculous African American behavior with the worst of Caucasians in our segment Black & White!
Black granny is having a night terror
A white-brawl breaks out because of an egging!
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Accessing Kiddie Porn All Around The Neighborhood! Step 1) Use unsecured networks Step 2) Masturbate Step 3) ???
The XXX domain gold rush!
More child porn charges against an old man who also collects medical supplies and castration pictures. You do the math.
Other Things:
Tim’s going to make up some trashy airbrushed t-shirts
A listener’s friend tried microwaving ding-dongs a la Arrested Development
Feet are gross.