Top Of The Show:
Sometimes I have trouble getting the show started. Thank god I’ve got broadcasting mentors to turn to
One local news anchor gets hysterical for no reason. Except for the reason of RATINGS.
The emotional news anchor gave me an idea on how to improve the ratings of local news.
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Shit pills will get you high. Pass it on!
Pesticide flavored salt water taffy
Scratch and Lick Meth Greeting Cards
Other Things:
People throwing their big fat tax refund checks in my face
Alex from Pittsburgh HATES all you Florida callers
A call about Phillip Semen Hoffmore
A freak calls in about some cuckolding situations he’s been in
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