Top Of The Show:
Oh man, I’ve missed Alex Jones. He’s back and he’s got more “evidence” that Michelle Obama is a man, while Barack is a shemale loving freak.
The Gun Bed! A new way for your children to blow their brains out! Check out the video!
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Susan Sarandon want to be a porn director
A mother found a secret message from God in her son’s shitty diapers
Bluetooth tampons! The future is here! Menstrual FUTURE!
Other Things:
Spiral Ham fucker broke his foot
Financial address from someone who calls me a faggot every two seconds
My new brilliant plans for Planned Parenthood
What do I dream about when I sleep?
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