Top Of The Show:
A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page
I think I slept like 15 hours today. But the show must go on!
So you’re an idiot and want to own a ferret?
Lena Dunham supports some stupid shit about ethnic food or something
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Catching Pokemon where gays are poking men. GET IT?
Smoking your cat in the oven
Bernie Bro’s will be farting for justice!
Other Things:
VOICEMAIL LINE FOR YOU NOW AND FOREVER: 206-66-OH-GOD