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  • April 29, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Inventing Products Is Easy! Advancements In Elderly Walkers Books For Stupid Women Bad At Love Kia The Hatchet Wielding Cum Dump Alien human Hybrids Are Here! Fully Tattooed Man Also Got Rid Of His Junk   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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  • April 26, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Show notes to come   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The

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  • April 26, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Fucking Up Easy Words Lady Gooners Exist! Slutty Ho Country Music When You Really Hate Your Daughter An Inkjet Printer Get Rich Quick Scheme Avengers Porn: By The Numbers Blowing Up Your Lips   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

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  • April 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Instagrammers Are Destroying The Environment! Computer Slut Trainer Shucking Oysters With Your Penis Mom Urges Kid To Quit Videogame To Go To The Bathroom Only Insane People Cry In Front Of A Public Library Fully Tattooed Man Also Got Rid Of His Junk Stealing $150K From Your Mom For Sex Dolls And Lingerie

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  • April 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Carrot Cake Dildo The Sounds Of A Woman Getting Her Butthole Tattooed Juggalo Sketch Comedy Pussy Squirt Snowballing A Smorgasbord of Animal Sex Dicks Loaded Up With Vegetable Oil   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have

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  • April 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Annoying Stuff They Throw Into Movie Trailers Leaving Neverland Featuring Vincent Price The Orchestra For People Who Can’t Play An Instrument Thursday Lane Is Still Looking For White Pink Butthole Miracle Water: Now With More Industrial Bleach Surprise Surprise, Someone Named Mr. Moist Is A Creep The Streets Of Scat Francisco  

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  • April 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dudebro Pyramid Scheme Pitches Egg Based Pornography AI Neural Nets Suck At Making Music The Fat Man Who Made Flight Attends Wipe His Ass Has Died STD Rates Are Soaring Thanks to FRAT PARTIES   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART

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  • April 19, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Bee Porn Is Now Available On Pornhub Does Your Asshole Have Taste Receptors? A Youtuber And Her Doped Up Platinum Recording Artist Boyfriend The Wikileaks Dude Is a Skateboarding Shit Smear-er Vajankles Make A Comeback Beating Your Man With His Own Detached Leg   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View

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  • April 17, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trying To Have A Breakdown But Someone Keeps Shitting Next To You Don Lapre Retrospective The Worst Workout Video of The 1980’s Car Vs. Polio Crutches Home Shopping Disasters Home Depot Cuckold Shopping Florida Man Buries Best Friend In His Yard Alien Lasers Vs. Bath Salts     Our New Post Office

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  • April 17, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Foot Fetish Pedophile Who Creates Your Kids Favorite TV Shows! A Window Shattering Motley Crue Performance Getting Into a Physical Fight With A Mannequin Audio of The Roomba Intruder 911 Call Spitting On, Punching, And Knifing A Youth Pastor Bearded Men Have Small Balls and Stink   Our New Post Office

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