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  • March 6, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Forced Locomotion Sex – The Gritty World of Thomas The Train The Flabby American PSA Virtual Rape – The Game! Is Now On Steam A Stealth School Bus Creeper Tranq-ing Your Stepdad With Cow Sedatives   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A

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  • March 4, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’m A Messy Crummy Boy The Virtual Rape Voice Guy Has Some Competition I Break Down The Story of The Legend Of Zelda Soulja Boy Samples Zelda To Make Some Shitty Music. I Respond. Fake Mermaids Are Pissed They Can’t Play-Pretend Wherever The Fuck They Want A Mobile Game To Help You

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  • March 1, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Songs In The Key Of Cum Minor Angry Ranting Youtubers On The Edge Of Sanity Sewage Backup Due To Condoms, Fisting Gloves, And Diapers Smelly Vagina Odor Wafting Due To The Keto Diet Paddling Children: It’s Still A Thing Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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  • March 1, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to cum Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • February 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Linda Finkle Hall of Famer is Back With a Lost Song Aggressive Hand job Results In Nutting Under Pressure Animal Rights Activist Get Into A Megaphone Rape Fight Cupcakke Sings About Squidward-Looking Penis Gay Sex Always Sounds Like An Angry Old Man The Door Dash Man Dipped His Balls In My

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  • February 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Pat Robertson Is Obsessed With Weird Gay Sex The Devil Made Me Venmo Viggo Mortensen Brain To Brained Raped Me A Wildfire In Mama’s Yard Did I Use The N-Word Correctly? Today’s Special: The Barbecue Rub And Tug   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trying To Buy A Cheese Danish With Counterfeit $100 Bills Mom Is Casually Cool With Her Son Playing With His Dick In Front Of Her My Mother Is The Anti Dr. Phil Crystal Meth Fueled Gay Marathon Sex, After We Check In With Sports. Windblown Cocaine Defense Suicide Tips In Youtube Kid Videos

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Drift off to sleep playing this audio cassette and wake up no longer addicted to hard core narcotics! Meth, crack, tidepods – whatever your poison is, this audio cassette claims to help. The problem is most the tape is just the voice of some dude reminding you how shitty your life is. Link to the full

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    The black Bat Man is here to save the big booty damsels in distress…and then have sex with them. Here’s some audio from the porn film DC comics doesnt want you to see. See The Trailer For The Really Dark Knight Here https://youtu.be/4WgM2AH9pTw

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  • February 25, 2019By Tim

    Delta airlines gave out napkins with a blank line, encouraging you to write your phone number down and share it with your airplane crush. Social media reacted exactly as expected: by freaking the fuck out. Many called it “creepy”, and others bitch tweeting “#TIMESUP” Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring

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