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  • September 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Annoying talking Halloween decorations Normal women tend to be camera shy when eating ass Trump gets serenaded   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with

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  • September 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: As promised a short Sextastic Weekend story about human cows. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links

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  • August 31, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: What happens when you’re a horned up sex freak but your dick don’t work no more? The curious fetish of milking human cows Charged With Criminal Wet Willy-Ing Drive Thru Meth Windows BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com –

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  • August 30, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Alex Jones Addresses The Tranny Porn Found On His Phone Plus: A Granny Masturbates Loudly Can You Spot The Offensive Name For Jews On A Map BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos,

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  • August 29, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Drinking Driving Crashing And Then Drinking Some More Plus: Evil Warlock Hilary Clinton Made a Right Winger Wipeout Her Surfboard With Water Magic Dogsitting Shouldn’t Involve personal lubricant Where are my babes!? Watch The Whole Episode! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The

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  • August 29, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Daddy Long Neck Wants Some Fat Ass Play Plus Getting Horny Dolphins Off 90 Day Finance: Nigerian Scam Edition The Glory Hole gets renamed BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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  • August 29, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Daddy Long Neck Wants Some Fat Ass Play Plus Getting Horny Dolphins Off 90 Day Finance: Nigerian Scam Edition The Glory Hole gets renamed BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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  • August 27, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: A Fat Sweaty Preacher Speaking in Tongues Miracle Whip is at it again. They need to be stopped And Alex Jones Reaches deep into his pubic puff, pulls out his tiny pecker and rubs one out to tranny porn. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail

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  • August 24, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Racially motivated attack or pedophile assault: you decide Slinging around an 80-pound ball sack Tips to make your cat climax Drilling your scrotum BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The

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  • August 23, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Scripted Porn Starring a Fat Deaf Woman Another new, horrifying way your dick might fall off Brittney is a Cowboy boot wearing cunt BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord:

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