On Today’s Distorted View: Logan Paul’s Dad Likes to Paddles Through Wet Pussy With His Dick Plus: The Hobbies of a 600 Pound Woman.  Spoiler: it involves not moving around and food Beat over a lack of meat and a how did a turtle crawl up a woman cunt Our New Post Office Box Address!

On Today’s Distorted View: Popping Cum Ballons Plus: Hair Clipping Fetish Death By Cheese Slices and Walking Your Near Dead Wife Around On a Leash BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV

On Today’s Distorted View: Being Woken Up TO The sOund Creepy Children Singing Nursery Rhymes Plus: Farting out of your mouth John Mcain was murdered for being the leader of ISIS MAGA meets DV BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi,

On Today’s Distorted View: The Amount of Shit Smearing Going on in the world is truly horrifying plus: Remember in the 90’s when Mattel’s Ken Doll really went super gay? why women are better off dumb and the Vagina Baked Bean Trick BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played

On Today’s Distorted View: Note: Today’s episode of DV is a Best-Of Show. I’ll be back this weekend with a new show for everyone and Sideshow freaks will be receiving a new video. The Mentally handicapped are getting into college programs The dumbest looking alarm clock ever SChool work involving pubic hair and dead soldiers

On Today’s Distorted View: Meth Makes You Cock Hungry A Commemorative 9/11 Coin With A  Fun Possible World Trade Center and kickstand Woman vs parked car The man with the bionic penis had a 10-hour erection malfunction BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com