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  • August 10, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Victim of a narcissistic husband or kook bananas bitch troll from hell? Coca-cola helps me keep my girlish 65-inch waist sliding down a pole half naked with a bag of your shit in tow BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail:

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  • August 8, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Wallowing in cowshit Sensitive twitter pansies are ruining all out fun The perfect dick size for making women squirt Drowning to death is the newest dumb internet challenge BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news

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  • August 8, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Lost audio from Brandon’s mom? The delightful sounds of phlegm bubbles Flaming Gays Ignited the California wildfire A drug addict sees spiders so she  promptly fondles her own breast BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest

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  • August 6, 2018By Tim

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  • August 5, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Commercial Nut Busting Part 2 Plus: A Highspeed Wheelchair Chase Robots  Pleading For Their Life a man caught with marijuana just wants his mommy BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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  • August 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: The Sad Sounds of a middle-aged alcoholic Cam Whore Buttplay is on the table for verbal redneck When your temporary password is permanently racist A bucket of feces raining down on the 7/11 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com

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  • August 3, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: Fortnight Gets The Porn Treatment! Plus: Creep Catcher Nabs A Lady Pedo Elderly Showdown at the Costco and Dick Slapping A 4 Door Sedan BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc.

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  • August 2, 2018By Tim

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  • August 1, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: More Xenu-Wave Music To Listen To While You’re Getting Your Thetans Audited Alex Jones is crying again Best time of year to show off your penis Dick Rot BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news

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  • July 31, 2018By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View: My Kitchen Design Lady Has an Impotent Boyfriend Repeatedly Screaming the N Word As a Way To Promote Your Business Fat Americans Are Breaking Donkeys L Ron Hubbards Sings the Hits BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

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