Red Sovine has a number of depressing Christmas “songs” that Distorted View has featured over the years, but Billy’s Christmas Wish has got to be the worst. Today, we look at this disasterpiece and another Sovine song involving his wife getting in a car crash (and dying, natch) https://youtu.be/cz1Sg-sb6KI
Pastor Manning, best known for his rants against President Obama (“He’s a long legged mack daddy!”) is back with a message for the gays. Specifically, their buttholes are going to burn. Enjoy! For more audio stupidity, check out the Distorted View Daily Podcast: https://www.distortedview.com https://youtu.be/drD3ZlI_0dY
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