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  • May 22, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: The Life Alert Remix: Listen to the whole thing! A new Youtard obsessed with Garfield, Nermal, and eating cat food. Another weatherman queens out to an insect TJ may be following in his dad’s footsteps A child live-streaming loves that racism Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just about any item,

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  • May 20, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: We’ve got a new fatman! I feature him on the show today, and I’ve got a special video to share with you freaks over on Facebook! A mentally challenged kid gives us a wonderful daytime TV blooper The King of Farts might have the loudest, wettest, clearest farts on the Internet

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  • May 19, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: The SHIT IT OUT director is back with some new “art” featuring strangulation. Also, he’s running his voice through some sort of filter TJ’s dad is back doing what he does best: fight A passive aggressive brawl during the local news between the lead anchor and the sports guy Adam &

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  • May 18, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Oh man, I’ve missed Alex Jones. He’s back and he’s got more “evidence” that Michelle Obama is a man, while Barack is a shemale loving freak. The Gun Bed! A new way for your children to blow their brains out! Check out the video! Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just

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  • May 17, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Another day, another fight between feminists and franchise-loving OG Ghostbuster fans. A Sextastic Tuesday story involving a horny toaster. Special appearance by a wise old refrigerator Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just about any item, plus 3 free full length adult movies, and a mystery gift! Bonus: Free shipping on

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  • May 16, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: Another Christian family making a scene at a Target store because Trans people can piss and shit in their precious toilets Finally! A re-usable, washable fashion diaper forĀ adults with incontinence issues. A religious video from the 80’s/90’s featuring a demon talking to the Devil. Also, I think Satan could run a

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  • May 15, 2016By Tim

    Here’s The Deal: You like (maybe love) Distorted View Daily but you need to feel like you’re getting a DEAL before you pull the trigger and become a true and honorable freak. I’ve got the deal for you, but you’ve got to act quick. $50 for an entire year of DV and Sideshow content. Lock

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  • May 13, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: I am free of AT&T and I’m loving my Tivo (this isn’t 2002, I know) Bad news if you’re a gaping-hole lover who subscribes to the Rose Butt Board. You’ve been hacked. A former Vouge model is now elderly, a drunk, and insane. Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just about

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  • May 12, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show:   Shownotes to come

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  • May 10, 2016By Tim

    Top Of The Show: As we continue to dumb down everything, it’s no surprise WebMD is doing online penis quizes now. A gay cast member of Big Brother has switched from gay porn to straight porn. I have the audio! Trolling gamers with racist music tracks Adam & Eve! Get 50% off just about any

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