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  • January 18, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Sally Struthers Ruins Lives Early Onset Dementia Killing Your Children In The Name of Poon Tiny White Dick, Black Master, and Creamy Pussy Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of

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  • January 15, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Bill Cosby Rape Rap DV Listener Pukes Broccoli and Cheese For Me Selling Sex Toys And Hot Dogs Who Just Got Shipped A 55 Gallon Barrel of Lube? Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes,

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  • January 15, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Sex Doll For Pedos Losing Your Finger At Walmart Gargling With Urine Fatties Produce Retarded Toxic Gas Links: Just a dude shitting inside a Starbucks… Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has

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  • January 13, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  A Frigid Oregon Winter Full Of Men And Dildos David Bowie’s Death Causes Mass Confusion On Big Brother Charlie Sheen is HIVVING Hard Being Molested By Someone With No Arms and Legs Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout

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  • January 12, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  I’m A Fat Grey Haired MONSTER TJ’s Mom Is Still A Cunt Silly Black Woman On The News Alert! Shoving A Casserole Up Your Poop Shoot Links: Just a dude shitting inside a Starbucks… Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get

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  • January 11, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Taco Cleanse Diet! Coke and Blow and $1.3 Billion The Best Of Puke Porn The Bionic Dick Man Suffers A Setback Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of

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  • January 8, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Taco Rock! The Most Depressing And Bitter Obituary $700 Million Worth of Prostitutes Is A Penis Signature Legal? Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

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  • January 7, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Christine Chan’s Sexy Lesbian Slumber Party! Let My Sickly Low Voice Seduce You Ladies Don’t Buy Weed On Instagram Turning Off Your Yogurt Shooter With A Flick Of The Wrist Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day!

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  • January 6, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Germaphobe Living In Poop Another Sexy Panty Review By An Old Man Shitting Out Dildos At the ER Adolf Hitler Had A Daughter! And Was A Woman! Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV

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  • January 5, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Listening To Your Wife Get Nailed Pubic Butter And Jelly Sandwich Which Male Celebrity Is Modeling Women-wear? A Lucrative Condom Vending Machine Heist Gone Wrong Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its

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