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  • January 28, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  The Lamp Beside The Tampon In My Pants Bill O’Reilly Is Clueless About Twitter Annoying Minorities Hate Trump Porn In The Crematorium  Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to

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  • January 27, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Buttering And Broiling Your Laptop CumNet is Sentient Pep Rally For The N-Word How Many Sex Partners Should You Have? Links: That Bonkers Video Where A Child Is Convinced To Butter and Cook His Laptop Watch Me Play Splatoon! My Livestream From Tuesday Morning The Sextastic Tuesday Learning Neural Network

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  • January 27, 2016By Tim

    I did a livestream earlier where I played Splatoon for about an hour and a half. This is a high quality version of that. Today I Pay Splatoon! I’m a novice/intermediate gamer. I love flashing lights and colorful things, but I’m not the brightest. Watch me fumble around your favorite games. It might be frustrating

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  • January 26, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Sexy Poop Monsters Tit Cheese Cock Defenders Dad is Dead In The Sex Swing. AGAIN. Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most of it NSFW) PO

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  • January 25, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  A New Disturbing Party Line At Home Denistry NYC Jerk Off Booths Dads Dead In The Sex Swing Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff

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  • January 25, 2016By Tim

    Thanks to DV listener Rian, I’m (FINALLY) the proud owner of a PS4. As I was trying to download the 40gb games that came bundled with the console, I grabbed a cheapy small game called Surgery Simulator. Today: a I perform a heart transplant.

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  • January 22, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  I’m Being Showered Gifts Like a High Priced Call Girl N-Word Bombing Livestreams Withholding Sex? That’s A Nunchuking Formalwear For Your Penis Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of

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  • January 21, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Mormons Hate Dark Things, Like Coffee and Black People Sniffing Wolf Farts House Negroes Playing Football!? Decapitating Disapproving Pets Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most

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  • January 20, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Martin Luther King Jr Doesn’t Have A Friend In Nebraska Trump Supports Whack Off To What!? The Sounds of The Reptilian Language Snapchatting Elderly Poon Call and Connect: Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its

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  • January 19, 2016By Tim

    On Today’s Distorted View Daily:  Awkward Porn Scenes My New Dye Job Justifying Pedophilia?! Shoving Herbs Up Your Twat Links:  Voicemail Line –   206-666-4463 (That’s 206-66-OH-GOD) E-mail – show(at)distortedview.com Facebook – Like Distorted View Twitter – Follow @distortedview to get updates throughout the day! Reddit – Yes, DV has its own subreddit. Lots of links to great stuff (most of it NSFW) PO Box:

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