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On Today’s Show: đ McDonaldâs Mobile Order Meltdown đ When Calling 911 Backfires đ¤ Donât Confess Your Crimes to ChatGPT đ Tow Truck Heist in Brooklyn âď¸ Listener Voicemails đ Episode Takeaways Lord Douche continues to find new ways to make Tim transport garbage bags of coffee grounds. Wedgie fetishes are far more elaborate (and
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1010 ViewsOn This Bonus Segment Show:Todayâs show starts with a nostalgic dive into the forgotten background characters of Sesame Streetâthe âyep-yepâ aliens and the creepy old typewriter who would make zero sense to kids today. Tim imagines a modern replacement: a racist smartphone who just screams slurs instead of ânoon-noon.â From there, things spiral into the
Read More66 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic âTest of Patienceâ bits yetâan extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Ventiâs viral 2015 anthem âI Donât Know.â Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where
Read More1.3K1.3K ViewOn Today’s Show: đ Cold Open: CB Walkerâs Psychic Energy Chaos đ¨đťâ𦲠Alex âAdolfâ Jones and His Hitler Stash đ Sagittarius Shouty Hooker Diaries (Part 4,982) đ Are You Ready for Some Football? (No, She Isnât) đ Splinter Dogs: The Corn Dog Recall 𦬠QAnon Shaman for President (and $40 Trillion) đ Voicemail Freak-Outs A
Read More44 ViewsOn This Bonus Episode: đ Colitis & Curses: Mead belches, apologizes, and rebukes demons while considering life beyond chicken sandwiches. đś âFucked Upâ A Cappella: By popular request, an isolated loop of Mead saying âfucked up.â Sweet, sweet profanity from a man of God. đľ Genre-Bending Mead: What happens when you feed Meadâs wholesome DV
Read More44 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake âmed bedâ AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal,
Read More1.3K1.3K ViewToday on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 â The Rapture That Wasnât Pull Quote: âJesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day eventâgotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.â Segment 2 â World Premiere: Meade Skelton â âDistorted View Dailyâ Segment 3 â AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 â Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC)
Read More1.3K1.3K ViewOn Today’s Show: Voicemails & Listener CallsA handful of patron voicemails: fan reactions to best-of episodes, rants about past language used on the show, meetup notes from listeners, and a caller breaking down the difference between âhot wifingâ and cuckolding (calm, intelligent explanation that Tim appreciates). Meade Skelton Music UpdateTim teases multiple songs from Meade
Read More77 ViewsOn The Show Today: Plus: What defines the âerasâ of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More1.3K1.3K ViewOn Today’s Show Intro & Sideshow openerTim welcomes freaks, notes this weekâs shorter runtime, and tees up adult-entertainment âhorrorâ clips and the dayâs stories. Broadway parody: Silence, the Silence of the LambsA filthy musical-style bit riffing on Silence of the Lambs with intentionally outrageous lyrics. UK face-sitting fetish clip (adult content)A large British woman face-sits
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