Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Sideshow exclusive weekend show! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Blowjobs For Corn Chips – A Michael Jackson Bus Brawl – Sinking in Feces DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show. Although, if you’re Sideshow freaks, you’ll be getting a weekend show. Oh, and I’ll have a new video on youtube up soon. On Today’s Show: – Monkey Piss – Soda Piss – Piss Drunk Aliens From Outer Space! Links: DV On Youtube: Go There

Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show! Enjoy my new original song (as song by Fred) and all of the other stupidity. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. New Youtube video will be posted this week as well. On Today’s Show: – Sleepwalk Stabbing – Chasing Away Children With Porn – Don’t Sell

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! On Today’s Show: – The Legend of Old Banjo Throat – Nude Hamburgler Robble Robbled Some Fries – KKK Advertising to Blacks Links: The Kush: Boob Pillow Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441

Hey Freaks! As promised, back with another show just for you Sideshow freaks! Enjoy! – Hey Fuckwit, Get Me Another Beer, Queer. – Pot Smoking Mailmen – The Starchild is a LIE DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the first of two new Tuesday shows. Of course, if you want to hear the bonus episode, all you need to do is sign up for the Sideshow. On Today’s Show: – China Says No To Love Land – Why Am I In The Dryer? – Your Husband Is a Porn Star

Hey Freaks! Starting off a brand new week with DV! I posted a Youtube video yesterday, and a new one is popping up today. Make sure to subscribe, rate, and comment and you could win a Chumby! A bonus episode was posted on Sunday for Sideshow freaks, and another is planned for tomorrow. Sign up

Hey Freaks! Back with your Sideshow exclusive show this weekend! enjoy! – What Ruined The Arby’s Toilet? – Cock Rot – Letting Your Penis Breathe Links: Yelp: The Greatest Reviewer EVAR DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Look I’m back with another show for you. Yeah, it’s a day late, but the good news is: It’s a W-E-E-K-E-N-D show! Sideshow freaks will get a bonus episode tomorrow. New Youtube video was posted! On Today’s Show: – Getting Even With Your Dead Dad – The Monkey Wars Draw Near – Puppy

Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy all of the stupidity. Today’s program is extended for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re a member, you’ll get nearly an hour of DV today. On Today’s Show: – Bamboozled By Cap’n Crunch – Goddamn Flies – Inmate Jerks Off To Animal Loves Links: The New New New