Hey Freaks! On Today’s Show: – Crab Toilets – Give Your Girlfriend A Cow Abortion – Baked Kittens DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late show 🙁 I’ll be back tomorrow at the normal time, and that’s a Tim Henson promise *ting* On Today’s Show: – How Not to Perform A gun Safety Demonstration – Spoiler Alert: (Bang) – Calling 911 About Your Loser Son – Cat Piss Wine Links: Fat Man: He’s Back

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show. Another videocast will be popping up in the afternoon On Today’s Show: – Angered Over Asparagus – Porcupine Sex – Tasty Eyeballs. NOM NOM NOM Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter DISTORTED VIEW PO

Hey Freaks! Starting off a week of Sideshow exclusive programs! Enjoy. I’ll be back later today with another videocast! On Today’s Show: -Another Crazy Ethnic Cock Biter -When The World Ends Who Will Deliver My Mail? -The Advetures of Diaper boy Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: Freakipedia

Hey Freaks! Back for the promised weekend show! I’ll have that videocast for you before the weekend is over, too. On Today’s Show: – Welcome To Sex World: Ride The Penis Flume! – Elderly Nut Punch – Your Boobwear Knows When Your Horny Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show. If you want more DV, I’ve got a videocast today and a bonus episode tomorrow if you’re Sideshow members. Remember: next week will be entirely Sideshow exclusive programs, so it’s a good time to sign up now! It’s payday. It’s cheap. Sign up now!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy today’s show! Don’t forget: next week is one of our semi-annual Sideshow-only weeks. New shows will only be available to Sideshow Freaks (non-paying members will get best-of shows) so SIGN UP NOW! On Today’s Show: – Zipper Dick – Granny’s Got A Glamorous Gash – Bad Rapist / Bad Father Links: My

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy all of the stupidity (there’s plenty of it) and should you want EVEN MORE, sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll get videocasts and bonus episodes every week. On Today’s Show: – Jerking Off While Asking Directions – Bloody Crotch – The Most Offensive Public Service Announcement

Hey Sideshow Freaks! Back for your second show of the day! Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – My Pizza Is Ruined! MAKING ME ANGRY! – Groin Kick To Your Nephew – I Married A Tranny. Waaah-Waah

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! I’ll be back with another show just for Sideshow freaks, so if you’re not a member, sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Angry Dead Fetus Gets Even – Sex For Murder. LOL – Monkey Revenge Links: Fizzled Out: My Soda Blog Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki: