Hey Freaks! I’ve got a little longer show for you to make up for posting the show late yesterday. Enjoy 40 minutes of stupidity. Don’t forget to sign up for the Sideshow. I just posted a great videocast full of epic fail. I’ll also be doing a weekend show just for members, so Sign Up,

Hey Freaks! Sorry the show is being posted late! Yesterday I had a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks, and a videocast is on the way! Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Shit in the Wind – Domestic Abuse and Ironic Shirts – Forcing Your Students To Eat Garbage Links: Cheryl: Calls The Divine Miracle

Hey Freaks1 I’m back for your bonus episode. This episode is a bit different because of my lack of sleep. See if you notice a difference! On Today’s Show: – Ethopians Are Poor and Gross – The Boy Without a Butthole – Eating Body Parts With Tweezers Links: Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV Wiki:

Top O’ the Mornin’ Freaks! It’s St. Patrick’s Day 2009! And it’s a Tuesday! A dangerous combination. Ejoy the stupidity. Sideshow freaks will be getting another brand new show later today, so if you want to hear it, make sure you’re a Sideshow member. On Today’s Show: – A Flood Of Chinese Breast Milk –

Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week! Tomorrow I’ve got a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now and you can also nab this past weekend’s exlcusive show too. You’ll also enter the drawing to win an Xbox 360 at the end of the month. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Evin

Hey Freaks! Back with your Weekend bonus show! Enjoy! I should have a video for you tomorrow, too! On Today’s Show: – Condiments Only Serve To Confuse The Elderly – Streak Free Children – Eating an Elevator DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OH 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with you guys! If you want more DV, you know what to do. Weekend show plus I’ll be posting the very first video I ever did for Distorted View back in like 2002 or something. On Today’s Show: – Mom Watching You Play With Yourself – The Adult

Hey Freaks! Back with your Thursday show. It’s another extended program, so Sideshow freaks will be getting a longer version of today’s show. Want to hear it all? I’ve also got a bonus show planned for this weekend, so it’s a great time to sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Horse Eats Testicle –

Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. It’s a good one, but I’m too tired to care right now. On Today’s Show: – Retard Fight Club – Porn Stars Are Hurting, Too – Why You Shouldn’t Use Saws As Sex Aids Links: Everything Is Terrible: And Painful To Watch Vote For DV: Podcastalley The DV

Hey Freaks! What do I have for you today? How about an EXTENDED show!? Oh yeah. Sideshow freaks will get nearly 52 minutes of audio stupidity. Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll also nab yesterday’s videocast and all the other great content you’ve been missing. On Today’s Show: –