Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! Enjoy today’s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you’re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Drunk Zombies – Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity – 92 Year Old Sex Object PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail:

Hey Freaks! Halloween is romorrow! Enjoy last years Spooktastic Tuesday show. Tomorrow we’ll do a Wednesday Sextastic tuesday to celebrate the holiday. Upset there’s no new content today? Fuck you, freeloaders. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast. So, suck it up and fork over the $5.00. PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115

Hey Freaks! I’m back in town and back with a new show to start our Monday off. If you liked Corey’s mashup on Friday, you’ll really love today’s edition. Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Bleached Baby Bingo – Dry Humping A Bicycle – Ring Ring Ring Banana Cock PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW

Hey Freaks! As promised here is an exclusive additional Friday (or Weekend) show for you guys. Thanks for a great week and I’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Inflatable Dolls in the Public Restroom – The Case of ‘Ole Frothy Mouth – Ear Chomped by the Jeep PO Box Address:

Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show in a big, big way. Lots of great stuff on today’s program, and to top it all off, it’s an extended program. You Sideshow members will get even more DV. Rock on! Not a member? Sign up now. I’ll be producing an exclusive show before I leave town

Hey Freaks! Sorry, but I’ve got a Best-Of Show for you. I just woke up. I was up late getting the blog section back up. So check out all that shit, enjoy this classique episode of DV, and I’ll be back tomorrow. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Shock Potty Treatment – Shit Pockets – Frying

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Support the show and get additional content. Win Win! Exclamation Marks! On Today’s Show: – A City Full of Fat-Man’s – Shitting In Your Minivan – Cigarettes: Now With Larva Links: Armchair Kid Nation: A Program Full of Cunts PO Box

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update again. On Today’s Show: – Icy Corpse – Candy Bar For Tits – A Near Dead Rolling on the Freeway PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late show, but here you go! Midgets and shit dick and laughing skeletons, oh my! Enjoy the stupidity On Today’s Show: – Using your Anus as a Bottle Opener – mmmm Ear Wax – A Penised Back Links: Eating Earwax: Suck that finger! PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX

Happy Sunday, My Children! Enjoy the weekend program! I’ll see you back here in a mere few hours for the Monday show. Enjoy what little is left of your weekend. On Today’s Show: – Grease Jesus – Phone Rape – Giraffe Roadkill?