Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! If you’re a Sideshow member, I’ll be back with an exclusive weekend show for you. Get all that extra DV goodness: Sign up Now! On Today’s Show: – Forced Coont Piercings – You Can’t Keep a Good Crackhead Down – A Spider Made Me Rape PO Box Address: DISTORTED

Hey Freaks! I’m tired. Off to bed. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – A Real, Live FAT PIG! – Assault By Pickle – Grandma Knitted Me a Cock Warmer Links: Kinky Knit Wear: Made By The Near Dead Alexyss K Tylor: New Remix Song PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO

Hey Freaks! Happy Halloween! Enjoy today’s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you’re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Drunk Zombies – Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity – 92 Year Old Sex Object PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail:

Hey Freaks! Halloween is romorrow! Enjoy last years Spooktastic Tuesday show. Tomorrow we’ll do a Wednesday Sextastic tuesday to celebrate the holiday. Upset there’s no new content today? Fuck you, freeloaders. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast. So, suck it up and fork over the $5.00. PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115

Hey Freaks! I’m back in town and back with a new show to start our Monday off. If you liked Corey’s mashup on Friday, you’ll really love today’s edition. Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – Bleached Baby Bingo – Dry Humping A Bicycle – Ring Ring Ring Banana Cock PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW

Hey Freaks! As promised here is an exclusive additional Friday (or Weekend) show for you guys. Thanks for a great week and I’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Inflatable Dolls in the Public Restroom – The Case of ‘Ole Frothy Mouth – Ear Chomped by the Jeep PO Box Address:

Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show in a big, big way. Lots of great stuff on today’s program, and to top it all off, it’s an extended program. You Sideshow members will get even more DV. Rock on! Not a member? Sign up now. I’ll be producing an exclusive show before I leave town

Hey Freaks! Sorry, but I’ve got a Best-Of Show for you. I just woke up. I was up late getting the blog section back up. So check out all that shit, enjoy this classique episode of DV, and I’ll be back tomorrow. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Shock Potty Treatment – Shit Pockets – Frying

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Support the show and get additional content. Win Win! Exclamation Marks! On Today’s Show: – A City Full of Fat-Man’s – Shitting In Your Minivan – Cigarettes: Now With Larva Links: Armchair Kid Nation: A Program Full of Cunts PO Box

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update again. On Today’s Show: – Icy Corpse – Candy Bar For Tits – A Near Dead Rolling on the Freeway PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!