Hey Freaks! I’m back for your bonus show! Thanks for being Sideshow members and enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Shaving Your Cock Off – Toilet Seat Beating – Elect a Democrat and the Terrorists Win Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee! Have something you think I might like? Send it

Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show! Today I’ve got a bonus episode of DV for Sideshow members, so if you want to hear more, Click here to Sign up! On Today’s Show: – Dumb Blind Euro-Ravers – The Oral Olympics – Chainsawing Your Head Off, So Hard Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Monday show! It’s just for you Sideshow freaks today, so non-paying member will get some lame ass best-of show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Terror at the Home Depot – The Drunk Woman Has Gone Mobile – Banning The Tards Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late post. This should of went up last night. Enjoy the weekend show! On Today’s Show: – Barbie Likes Porn – Penis Magicians – No More Fucking Dead People in Wisconsin Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee! Have something you think I might like? Send

Hey Freaks! On Today’s Show: – Eating Barbed Wire – Fetus Fruit Basket – Hoverround Fighting Grannies! Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee! Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me

Hey Freaks! It’s a very special day here on Distorted View as we were graced with a real live (phone) guest! you probably know Michael Ian Black from television (MTV’s The State, Stella, I Love The ____’s, etc) and movies (The Ten, Wet Hot American Summer). He talked with me today about his brand new

Hey Freaks! I’m back with your Wednesday show! Tomorrow I’ll have an extended show for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Rapist Gets Second Date – Old People Are Melting!! – Beef Jerky Nudes Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign

Hey freaks! I’m back for your exclusive bonus episode! Enjoy! – Human Teeth and Machete Collection – Yet Another Severed Penis – Ultimate (DRUNK) Fighting Champ Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow freaks get a bonus episode plus a bonus ST story I decided not to include on today’s show. Woo-hoo! Rejected shit deemed not good enough for the show: just another Sideshow exclusive. Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – Stimulus Checks Being Used For Digital Poon – Why

Hey Freaks! After a long weekend, I’m so glad to be back with more freakish stupidity for you. Enjoy the program! Tomorrow, Sideshow freaks will get *TWO EPISODES* of DV! That’s right, another bonus episode. Want it? Sign up for the Sideshow and you’ll get to see the videocast I posted this weekend as well.