Hey Freaks! Yeah, the show is late. I’m sorry. On the bright side: it’s an extended program! Bonus: A weekend show for you will be popping up tomorrow! Enjoy the stupidity! On Today’s Show: – 10 inches of Feces – FATALITY! – Teenager to Toddler: Choke on it!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! If you’re a Sideshow member you’ve been getting daily updates of exclusive stuff. The most recent addition was an hour of our live program from July of 2000 back when I moved down to Dallas, TX to work for an Internet broadcast company. It’s some of the most cringe-worthy

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Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! The new site is chugging right along and new stuff is being added daily. On Today’s Show: – Poop Worms! – Bleach Bingo Babies – Dogs Sucking On Your Cock Teets Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the

Hey Freaks! Back for another week of show with you! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Splattered Feces – Flaming Hemorrhoids – Santa Hates You Links: Dating On Demand: Poor Danny Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! The new Sideshow site will be going live today. Working out some more of the kinks and you freaks will see stuff popping up on the site all weekend. Most of you will see the new site online sometime this afternoon. Until then, enjoy the crappy old verison. On

Hey Freaks! Got a great show for you today! Enjoy, and if you love the show and want more, sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Show: – Which Celebrity Banged 9,000 Ladies? – Busted Open Balls – The Worst Sex In The World Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Tuesday show! Enjoy the program and don’t forget to sign up for the Sideshow to get all the extra stuff during the 12 Days of Distortion coming up. On Today’s Show: – Running Over The Baby Jebus – Hotel Death, – Shitting On The Wise Men Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail:

Hey Freaks! I’m back and 100% healthy! Tune in tomorrow when I will no doubt come down with Legionnaires dieasese or something. This past weekend I did a weekend program for my Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up! On Today’s Show: – Fired For Halitosis – I’ll Take My Body Half Cremated –

Hey Freaks! As promised, here is your weekend show. Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Steel Cockrings of DOOM – Condom Whoppers – Return of Carrot Cock