Hey Freaks! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/29/06

Hey Freaks! I’m back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a really twisted sex story and want me to read it on the air, sent it along. I’m always looking for good sextastic filth. On Today’s Show: – I feel dirty – Porn on bicycle handlebars

Hey Freaks! Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You’re the red, white, and blue. Oh! The funny things you do. America. America. Ah this is you. dee-dee-dee-dee. On Today’s Show: – Cannibals! – Penis Pumps!! – Armless Drivers!!! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351

Hey Freaks! I am tired! If you missed the Distorted View Daily Aftershow (DVDA) you can download it! A link is provided in the message boards. It’s about an hour and a half long, which is why I didnt post it on this feed like I was going to. I had a blast! Thanks to

Hey Freaks! It’s time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and want to hear me read it, pass it along to me. Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Viagra for Pedophiles – Burn, Wife & Babies, Burn! – Iron head Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program! On Today’s Show: – Eating shit smeared toilet paper – Kicking the shit out of Spongebob – Sex for Rent the Craigslist way Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote for DV! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/21/06

Hey Freaks! Shut your goddamn ass up! Yeah, I’ve got another weekend show for you. Enjoy and God Bless. See you guys back here tomorrow to start a new week of audio perversion. On Today’s Show: – Dripping Wet Heroin Panties – Voodoo underwear shrine – Don’t sleep near shit Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O.

Hey Freaks! It’s the Friday show…on a Saturday. I’m an idiot. Enjoy the program and I’ll be back tomorrow (yes!) for a Sunday show ass swell. On Today’s Show: – Two Dicks / One Man – Human bone powder! – Helping the suicidal…kill themselves. Links: Domestic Violence: Tea Party of DOOOOOM Snail Mail: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! More LSD propaganda films, plus local commercials, PSA’s, and of course the news. On Today’s Show: – Sucked in a wood chipper – Hatchet attack! – Gnawing on a goat Links: LSD Drug Film: Today’s Trip. A Real Bummer Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: