Hey Freaks! Back with the mid-week program! That’s right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of the weird tips, or anything else you think I should play on the show, Email me! On Today’s Show: – Oh, I’ve got a splitting penis! – Why is your ass ringing? – Crashing with

Hey Freaks! Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Enjoy! On Today’s Show: – Abusing sheep – Pissing again and again Our Brand New DV Address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351 Worthington, OH 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to today’s

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new episode to start your week off right. If you guys run across a funny/bizarre news story, submit it! On Today’s Show: – Crushing homeless drunkards – Daddy’s bloody body – The gift of girl-on-girl action Our Brand New DV Address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351 Worthington, OH

Hey Freaks! You did it! We’ve reached our weekly donation goal, so here’s a brand new episode! Yes, on a Saturday! Can you believe it? Christ. On Today’s Show: – Nailing your girlfriend (in the house) – Pervert ice cream man! – A Flaming prostitute Our brand new snail-mail address! Distorted View P.O. Box 351

Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we’re ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more! I also play a clip from when I filled in for Adam Curry on Podshow to illustrate how things get out of control when I’m given any sort of freedom. We may be back tomorrow

Hey Freaks! Even though the show clock in at like 15 minutes, I still consider it a short program. We’re only doing two news stories today because I’m a star witness in the Trial of the Century! Be back tomorrow with a more normal DV, if there is such a thing. On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining us for the Wednesday show! In addition to the bizarre news, you’ll also how “Skanking” is sweeping the net, and how I can not carry a tune. On Today’s Show: – Eating testicles – Students in spandex – Killer Karaoke Plus a super-offensive news story that I refuse to read.

Hey Freaks! I’m so happy to be back after my extended weekend! Hope you guys had a great labor day, but now it’s time to buckle down and get back into some freaky shit. Plus: it’s Tuesday, and I have a gross sex story for you 🙂 Hint: you sprinkle it on your spaghetti. –

Hey Freaks! Wow! A great way to end the week: tech support calls, sex terms, satan, and of course the bizarre, twisted news you’ve come to tolerate from DV 🙂 I’M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS. Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations: Visit The Red Cross 1-800-HELP-NOW On Today’s Show: