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  • June 23, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy the insanity of today’s program! If you’re new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive comments, and oodles of inappropriate humor. On Today’s Show: – Baby trapped in washing machine, hilarity ensues – Say no to crack: take away your children’s toys – Stabbing your loved one over chicken pot

  • June 22, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to E-mail me with comments, questions, and crazy news stories you’ve stumbled across. On Today’s Show: – A Boy gets his period – Crashing toilets – Waking up with a bullet in your tongue Links: The Podcast Awards: A

  • June 21, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! It’s Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That’s right, a brand new Sextastic Tuesday! Sorry I’m in such a bad mood on today’s show! Hopefully I’ll be back to my normal sparkling self for the Wednesday show! On today’s show: – Plowed by A bear!

  • June 20, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View’s! Oh, and enjoy the disturbing audio at the beginning of the show. You’re getting off easy -I actually saw the accompanying video. Creeepy. On Today’s Show: – Super glue suicide – Spreading legs across America – Getting freaky

  • June 17, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Wow, a super late show today. It’s 4:00am and I’m just getting around to posting this. So..tired… On today’s show: – Yet another demon baby! – “Poop” as a pizza topping – Slipping on shit 20,000 feet in the air Links: Unicorn Orgy: Sooo Hot! Stark Cast: Meat Dept. Obtuse Angle: Larger Family

  • June 16, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Back with the Thursday show, where I reveal the winning bumper sticker design! In a few weeks they will be in, and we’ll start our daily contest! On Today’s Show: – Marrying your rapist! – The goats 4 cocaine program – Yet another penis chopped off Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail! Links:

  • June 15, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is not for the easily offended. On Today’s Show: – Blazing old people! – Puking on your teacher’s face – The gays come out swinging Links: Podcheck: Grand Wizard Scott Fletcher Podcast 411: No Jews or

  • June 14, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! It’s time for a Best-Of show! I don’t want to hear your bitching. I’ll be back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. Until then, enjoy this past Sextastic Tuesday! Plus: – Adam Curry is the sausage tosser! – Hearts bursting into flames – Robot Sex slaves! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley:

  • June 13, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! It’s the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I’m right by your side every goddamn day with some stories that will make you feel better about your crappy life. On Today’s Show: – Hammering your Forehead – Pouring scalding hot water on a toddler’s genitals – Pissing

  • June 10, 2005By Tim

    Hey Freaks! Enjoy Friday’s show and have a great weekend! We’ll be back on Monday to start a whole new week of fucked up news. On Today’s Show: – Killer Cows – Pot Smoking Demons – Vancouver Is A Real Shit Box Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: Vote! Listen to the podcast: Distorted View