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Hey Freaks, Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we’re back now with new shows! BTW, don’t forget to check out our new feature! Read and sumbit freaky news stories online! Right from this very website!! Exclamation marks!!! On Today’s Show: – Daycare Truth & Dare – Underage Highschool Girls
Hey Freaks! Back with another Best of Show for our Listener Appreciation Best-Of Weekend Celebration! Enjoy this show that originally aired in March! On Today’s Show: – Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special – Lifting massive weights with your penis – The sweet taste of (boobies!!!) victory Enjoy the show! Vote for Distorted View!
Hey Freaks! Hope you’re having a great weekend! As promised, here is the first Best-Of show for the weekend. Today’s best-fo show is our official 100th episode that aired a few months ago. On Today’s Show: – Unicorn Orgy! – Pissing on literature! That’s right…take that books! – Tossing kittens out of fast moving cars
Hey Freaks! Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we’ll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That’s right! Come back here on Saturday and Sunday for a few past episodes of DV as I dig deep into our vault and handpick a few golden turds. Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast
Hey Freaks! All aboard the crazy train! We’re rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy the madness: On Today’s Show: – Attack of the Hemadrones! Meth addict invents new alien species. – Homeless man eats batteries/spoons. Unfortunate people amuse me! – Attack of the testicle ripper! Distorted View is nominated
Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity of today’s program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them to me! On Today’s Show: – More elderly crack whore stories – Man’s best friend with benefits – Killing and eating a woman’s face – Chopping off feet Somehow Distorted View has been nominated for
Hey Freaks! Tuesday’s are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted news, we’ve got a brand new Sextastic tuesday porn story for you to feast upon. Crreeeeeepy. On Today’s Show: – Grandma’s a crack whore! – Revenge of the return of the crazy cat lady –
Hey Freaks! We’re back starting a new week of Distorted View’s! Quite frankly, I think we’ve got some of the most bizarre stories EVER on today’s show. If you’re a twisted little bastard/bitch, you’ve come on a good day. On Today’s Show: – Injecting shit into the bloodstream – A bestiality farm! – Poop’s in
Hey Freaks, On Friday I received an E-mail congratulating me on Distorted View’s nomination as “Best Comedy Podcast” for the first-ever People’s Choice Podcast Awards. I think I mentioned the awards only once on the show, so I was quite surprised to see us among the nominated. I’m honored to be among such great/popular podcasts
Hey Freaks! Friday’s here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest up for another week of fucked up stories when we come back on Monday! If you get bored this weekend, vote for Distorted View over at Podcast Alley, E-mail/Voicemail me, or scream at a tree.
