Hey Freaks! I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads! On Today’s Show: – The Purple Masturbater! – Stubborn Elderly Bitch – A hitman for your kids DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: New

Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make way for June. June is a sexy, kinky month that will do all of the things that May called “sick”. Enjoy the show! On Today’s Show: – Poison Milk with Vitamin DEATH! – Introducing the

Hey Freaks! I’m alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I’m all better. To make up for the last day(s) and to try and drum up some fresh donations, today’s show is nearly an hour long. Enjoy the extended stupidity. On Today’s Show: – Pussy goes

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I’m tired. Goodnight. On Today’s Show: – Toe Lickers! – Fake Vaginas! – Creepy, Drunk Teachers! Links: Cool Short: From my buddy Chad Marcus: Is Funny!(dotcom) Today’s Clickgrid sponsor! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: We’re clinging to the top

Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break from all of the shameless begging I’ve been doing. But seriously, fork over some bones. On Today’s Show: – Drugged Titties – More dick chomping – Don’t piss on the plants Links: Dallas Gay Pod:

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt to punish you for not donating to DV’s pledge drive. Ultimately, I felt bad about this and ended up recording a 30+ minute program for you. Enjoy. On Today’s Show: – Flame On, Dipshits! –

Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today’s show you hear what happens when you masturbate with numbing toothache gel. That’s right, the Windowlicker took my suggestion from last week’s show and jacksoff with a Orajel. Video coming soon. On Today’s Show: – A pencil in the ass – 2 for the

Hey Freaks! It’s late, I’m tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back tomorrow for a Saturday show, but you know what you need to do to make that happen. Later! Sorry if you Skyped me but you’re not on the show. I had to cut a few

Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We’re sooooo close to the top 10! If you can get me into the top 5, I’ll throw you guys a pizza party! On Today’s Show: – Torn Testicles – Footlicker! – Naughty teacher Links: Buy Dublin