Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to send in any strange news stories you run across. If you have something to say, E-mail me and I’ll read it on the program. Better yet, leave us a voicemail! 206-66-OH-GOD! On Today’s Show: – Why is President Bush the Keymaster and where is the Stay

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new week of shows, and we’re kicking it off with a brand new website! Pretty spiffy, huh? Some of the links aren’t working, and other links send you to old pages, but in the coming days that will all be fixed. Thanks to Shawn Milo for talking abut DV

Hey Freaks! We end the week right with a bunch of truly twisted news. Have a great weekend, and we’ll see you back here on Monday! On Today’s Show: – A wedding between tiger and woman – Moneyjuana – A Stinky Wife – Sex games gone wild Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/08/05

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the program today! Oh, if anyone is really good with flash and HTML, let me know. I think it’s time for an update to this site, and I’d like it to reflect the weirdness of DV’s content. Email me. I’m poor, but I’m not above giving blowjobs. On Today’s Show: – Sperm

Hey Freaks, We’ve got a big show for you today! Is it offensive? Yeah. But that’s the way you like it, don’t you? Yeah, you like it like that. Take it bitch, take it all.. – Deep sea fishing hooks and your scrotum – Miss Wheelchair Pagaent SCANDAL! – Cameron Diaz’s Ass – False Teeth

Hey Freaks, Today you’ll see how juvenile my humor really is. Hope you like tit jokes and female masturbation! On Today’s Show: – Teenagers rave about oral sex – A woman who breast-feeds tigers, and why she hasn’t been tested for mental retardation – Shit and Whores! Welcome to Carnival Cruiselines. Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new show! And it’s not even in Spanish! Exclamation points!! On Today’s Show: – Godzilla’s Penis! – Eating shit to beat the law! – Why not to axe a missile Enjoy the show! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/04/05