Hey freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I’d love to hear about it, but we don’t have because we’ve got so much SHOW for you. It’s bursting at the seams with vulgarity and oddities. Let the hilarity ensue! On Today’s Show: – A Transvestite loses a bit of his baggage – A man

We made it through another week together! I’ve saved some of the best (read: craziest) news stories for last! On Today’s Show: – First came the monk who superglued his eyes. Now comes the man who superglued a condom to his penis – Blind men kicking the crap out of defenseless animals – A bizarre

Hey freaks! It’s another crazy podcast full of strange, weird, disgusting, wonderful stuff! On Today’s Show: – What are pineapple breasts? – Gluing your eyes shut, and why not to do it. – Something smells like shit in Nebraska Enjoy the show and we’ll be back for the big Friday show! -Tim Listen Now! Distorted

Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now give Timmy a kiss. If you run across any funny news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me! On Today’s Show: – Vomit slurping – When dogs eat better than you do – Put

Hey freaks! It’s an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you’d never hear in school. Sit back, take notes, and let the learning begin. On Today’s Show: – We learn that Koko the Gorilla is a tit man – We learn why not to have breakup sex (your penis will

Hey freaks! I’m back to start a whole new week of Distorted View! Hope you feel rested and refreshed from the weekend, because today’s show is a doozy: OIn Today’s Show: – What happens when nudists go out for a fancy night on the town? and without a pocket to hold their wallet, how will

Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we’ll see you back on Monday! On Today’s Show: – Strangling Your Own Penis! – Stinky Children Get The Spray-Down – Drugged Food and Penis Potion Listen Now! Distorted View Daily 2/18/05

Hey freaks! Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with podcast hosting. It’s the stangest thing, but when I went to upload todays show into the system, all of the podcasts were there. the DV videos weren’t, but the podcasts were. So we’ll see what happens here. On Today’s Show: – An Elderly-Style Smackdown