Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed my silly attempt at an April Fools Day joke. Some of you have asked how I put it together. I used free translation tools available on the web to convert English into Spanish and then used a test-to-speech online application developed at AT&T to actually “speak” it. Read on for

Hey Freaks! We’ve got a doozy of a show for you today featuring news of the weird, me singing my heart out, and more love for the PK&J show. On Today’s Show: – The Poop Man Striketh! – Painful erections and lube jobs – Sleeping on your dead pets Enjoy! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/31/05

Hey Freaks, We’re back with another all new show! Huzzah! I’m trying to get back into the swing of things as I recover from the Cold From Hell(tm). Enjoy the program, and don’t forget to E-mail me if you find any crazy news items around! On Today’s Show: – Parents who use drugs drive cars

Hey Freaks, I’m back finally! Enjoy the show! – Divorcing your husband cuz he won’t STICK IT IN! – REAL Finger Food – Shaving your balls All this plus your E-mails! Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/29/05

Hey Freaks! What a show we have for you today! In addition to the news of the weird stories, I introduce a new re-occuring feature called “Tim Talks to Pedophile Crazy Sex Weirdos”, where I pretend to be a 14 year old girl and talk to creepy old guys on Skype! On Today’s Show: –

Hey Freaks! We’re back with a new show! Rawk! On Today’s Show – Rat Feces! – Growing a dick on your forearm – Crash test corpses Oh, and don’t forget to check out the PK&J Show. Click on this link for more hilarious podcasty goodness Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 03/23/05