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On This Bonus Episode: 💀 Colitis & Curses: Mead belches, apologizes, and rebukes demons while considering life beyond chicken sandwiches. 🎶 “Fucked Up” A Cappella: By popular request, an isolated loop of Mead saying “fucked up.” Sweet, sweet profanity from a man of God. 🎵 Genre-Bending Mead: What happens when you feed Mead’s wholesome DV
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33 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal,
Read More318318 ViewsToday on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC)
Read More333333 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Voicemails & Listener CallsA handful of patron voicemails: fan reactions to best-of episodes, rants about past language used on the show, meetup notes from listeners, and a caller breaking down the difference between “hot wifing” and cuckolding (calm, intelligent explanation that Tim appreciates). Meade Skelton Music UpdateTim teases multiple songs from Meade
Read More66 ViewsOn The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More322322 ViewsOn Today’s Show Intro & Sideshow openerTim welcomes freaks, notes this week’s shorter runtime, and tees up adult-entertainment “horror” clips and the day’s stories. Broadway parody: Silence, the Silence of the LambsA filthy musical-style bit riffing on Silence of the Lambs with intentionally outrageous lyrics. UK face-sitting fetish clip (adult content)A large British woman face-sits
Read More55 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
Read More343343 ViewsOn Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage
Read More363363 ViewsEpisode Summary Tim returns from his Ashtabula trip with stories about his mom’s health scare, Lord Douche conspiracy theories, and another round of domestic chaos. Meanwhile, the freak community is convinced “Rod or Pay” might actually be Lord Douche (complete with anagram evidence). Plus, Meade Skelton mourns Charlie Kirk with a painfully earnest ballad, a
Read More66 ViewsOn Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability
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