June 11, 2026By Tim
Malik Lazzari has built an audience by making the kind of objects most people assume begin and end as bad ideas in group chats. His sculptures include novelty sex toys inspired by cartoon characters, cleaning products, tree bark, and snack food aesthetics, all handmade, carefully finished, and presented with the kind of straight-faced craft usually
June 11, 2026By Tim
A chaotic video circulating online shows an enraged man shouting slurs at another traveler, claiming the chief executive of United Airlines had personally confirmed a business-class ticket for him, and then discovering the limits of that confidence once police stepped in. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. The footage
June 11, 2026By Tim
A case study from Brazil is drawing attention after researchers reported temporary but striking improvements in an 80-year-old woman with advanced Alzheimer’s disease following high doses of psilocybin-containing mushrooms, including changes in speech, mobility, continence, and social engagement. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. The report is just one
June 11, 2026By Tim
A missing-delivery complaint involving adult diapers has become the latest public meltdown tied to internet personality Andrew Ditch, whose long-running online notoriety has blurred the line between fetish performance, manufactured victimhood, and repeated confrontations with authorities. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. The basic outline is almost impossible to
June 11, 2026By Tim
Grant MacDonald, the cult musician behind the long-running Ram Ranch catalog, has apparently recorded a thank-you video for top Spotify listeners, an unusually polished platform moment for an artist whose work has spent years living in the internet’s least respectable corners. Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode of Distorted View Daily below. That contrast
June 11, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow gets delightfully derailed by a gas-pump screw panic, Tim’s post-He-Man spiral into creepy Orko PSAs, some truly punishing music, a Florida noodle-payment revolt, and an Ohio political scandal involving Shrek’s dick. Just another classy day around here. Episode Highlights A raging man at a gas station falls for an internet hoax
June 10, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public
June 9, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow-exclusive mess features Grant MacDonald’s deranged Spotify message, a fresh descent into the world of Gooniversity, one truly unwell incest-false-allegation family feud, and a drunk driver who learned the hard way that Louisiana swamps come with teeth. Episode Highlights Grant MacDonald resurfaces with a bizarre Spotify fan-thank-you video and a brand-new song
June 8, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she
June 5, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode