Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead unveils an antisemitic new character, Whitney Lynn declares spiritual war on “Chipolte,” two elderly men trade disability and diabetes insults, a woman reviews semen perfume, and Wyoming finally earns its place in the Distorted News hall of shame with an eagle tattoo hiding a
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77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull repurposed as pub décor, banana-based filth and the usual deeply regrettable listener interaction. ️ Remembering Papa Nut Ropes of Nut sponsors the
Read More112112 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Phantom furry pregnancies collide with a filthy stinkhole sermon, Mead Skelton submits photographic evidence of eternal youth, a congressman declares war on cameras, and Florida deploys Lamb Chop against unauthorized ropes of ejaculation. Anonymous Birthday Filth Worship the Stinkhole Mead Skelton’s Fountain of Hair Dye
Read More169169 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A church testimony becomes an attempted exorcism, Mead Skelton claims victory over a hurricane, Hitler receives a headspace makeover, a Brazilian man reunites with the woman who flushed his penis, and Amazon quietly judges everyone’s ass. Opening Chaos ⛪ Testimony Turns Into an Exorcism ️
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim recovers weeks of “missing” voicemails from his spam folder, watches public transit diplomacy collapse, pitches luxury legal-sized bread and investigates wrinkle-resistant autism, drug-resistant rim-job diarrhea, criminal Shrek penis distribution and the deeply unfortunate life of a guinea pig named Mr. Gravy. Tim Versus Technology
Read More215215 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim watches another musical hero tumble into the sex-pest abyss, discovers the farting gangbang nobody requested, rides along on a four-escape traffic stop and investigates stolen bouncy castles, weaponized Pokémon-player odor and an ice cream shop declaring war on abusive customers. ️ Prescription-Size Fitness A
Read More55 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim salutes departed food-bucket prophet Jim Bakker, watches Meade Skelton discover the blessings of lifelong rejection and visits three remarkable workplaces involving crotch birds, elevator urine and a fake substitute teacher terrorizing teenagers. Distorted View Goes to NYU Great Moments in Obsessive Compulsion Farewell to
Read More237237 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim heads north for emergency maternal iPhone support while the show digs up a 2018 classic featuring simulated schizophrenia, royal race panic, an eight-pound gravy chicken, New York’s traveling poop and a millionaire who built his empire one fake dog testicle at a time. Emergency
Read More271271 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Steven Dawson denies being seduced by Jennifer Aniston’s artificial asshole, a pickup artist blames the black pill for his nonexistent charm, Meade compares enslaved people to luxury electronics and two continents open investigations into politically motivated ass gas. ️ Opening Mother-in-Law Romance A devoted son-in-law
Read More88 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Pastor Manning explains his long-legged MacDaddy scholarship, a Jesse Lee Peterson guest flees the studio, the Stinky Foot Show unloads an entire season of fetishes at once, and three terrible decisions involve a pony, a highway haircut and a mechanical penis. Great Moments in Beauty
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