Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shouty discovers that dating another prostitute brings double the raw sex and triple the drama, Mead explains why umbrellas and iced coffee are not gay, Tan Mom nearly gets deported for excessive bronzing, and an adult baby allegedly strangles his girlfriend during a forced
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8282 ViewsEpisode Summary A foot freak celebrates Soctober by eating his own toe jam, a public pisser produces butt jelly in a pickup truck, TikTok turns a fake child death into a sales pitch, and one filthy nail salon may be painting Portland’s fingers with genital herpes. Tim Henson Versus the Common Cold Happy Soctober, Foot
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead surrenders his aging obsession to God and immediately sends six more emails about looking young, Galileo builds a frat-boy rape militia, an Australian murderer demands his human right to Vegemite, and doctors peel petroleum jelly out of homemade super-dicks. Super Duper Opening Chaos A
Read More166166 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead unveils an antisemitic new character, Whitney Lynn declares spiritual war on “Chipolte,” two elderly men trade disability and diabetes insults, a woman reviews semen perfume, and Wyoming finally earns its place in the Distorted News hall of shame with an eagle tattoo hiding a
Read More1212 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull repurposed as pub décor, banana-based filth and the usual deeply regrettable listener interaction. ️ Remembering Papa Nut Ropes of Nut sponsors the
Read More193193 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Phantom furry pregnancies collide with a filthy stinkhole sermon, Mead Skelton submits photographic evidence of eternal youth, a congressman declares war on cameras, and Florida deploys Lamb Chop against unauthorized ropes of ejaculation. Anonymous Birthday Filth Worship the Stinkhole Mead Skelton’s Fountain of Hair Dye
Read More206206 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A church testimony becomes an attempted exorcism, Mead Skelton claims victory over a hurricane, Hitler receives a headspace makeover, a Brazilian man reunites with the woman who flushed his penis, and Amazon quietly judges everyone’s ass. Opening Chaos ⛪ Testimony Turns Into an Exorcism ️
Read More99 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim recovers weeks of “missing” voicemails from his spam folder, watches public transit diplomacy collapse, pitches luxury legal-sized bread and investigates wrinkle-resistant autism, drug-resistant rim-job diarrhea, criminal Shrek penis distribution and the deeply unfortunate life of a guinea pig named Mr. Gravy. Tim Versus Technology
Read More250250 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim watches another musical hero tumble into the sex-pest abyss, discovers the farting gangbang nobody requested, rides along on a four-escape traffic stop and investigates stolen bouncy castles, weaponized Pokémon-player odor and an ice cream shop declaring war on abusive customers. ️ Prescription-Size Fitness A
Read More77 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim salutes departed food-bucket prophet Jim Bakker, watches Meade Skelton discover the blessings of lifelong rejection and visits three remarkable workplaces involving crotch birds, elevator urine and a fake substitute teacher terrorizing teenagers. Distorted View Goes to NYU Great Moments in Obsessive Compulsion Farewell to
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