Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s
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2828 ViewsEpisode Summary Today’s Sideshow serves up a glorious buffet of broken-brain nonsense, including Daniel Larson’s first post-prison interview, Mead Skelton weighing the pros and cons of seducing an elderly woman, a wave of genital-shrinking panic in Africa, and a murder allegedly sparked by a green chile enchilada pissing contest. Episode Highlights Daniel Larson resurfaces after
Read More66 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted
Read More131131 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary It is a Sideshow freak parade from start to finish, with Tim checking in on Gladys, a nursing-home menace with a secret history of kinky mail-order filth, before diving into deranged ex-girlfriend voicemails, a shirtless mobility-scooter showdown, a welfare queen proudly advertising terrible blowjobs, and
Read More88 ViewsEpisode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility
Read More157157 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the
Read More145145 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who
Read More198198 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow exclusive serves up grief-roadtrip updates, Rachel Gerster going feral again, a plane full of screaming trash, a therapist who may need her own therapist, Florida coochie contraband, and one of the dumbest possible ways to announce you collect child porn. Episode Highlights Ongoing
Read More1919 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell. Opening Chaos ⛪ Holy Rage and
Read More257257 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow goes from prescription-lady jingle warfare to a fatal scat fantasy, a livestream idiot screaming about chicken near the worst possible audience, and three news stories proving that machinery, black-market ball economics, and novelty pigeon apps are all being handled by the dumbest people alive. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Sextastic Tuesday Internet
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