Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A teal G-string invades a Target parking lot, a koi pond becomes a crime scene, Flower Daddy launches rewards points for narcotics, and Tim discovers a homeless TikToker whose only confirmed allergies appear to be turkey and employment. Mom’s New Room and the Facility Shuffle
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11 ViewPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy.
Read More105105 ViewsEpisode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection
Read More198198 ViewsEpisode Summary Promo Code’s birthday celebration continues with Meade Skelton’s doomed audition for The Voice, VR pedophile-hunter theater, a valet scam powered by stolen tickets and confidence, tainted mystery beef, bikini baristas winning back their tips, and one listener encouraging Tim’s apparent spiritual calling as a demon-ass enthusiast. Meade Skelton Auditions for The Voice Tim’s
Read More1414 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody requested, alleged TikTok disorder cosplay, the future premier of Manitoba rapping about stank bitches, a rejected bar creep detonating emotionally, Taco Bell warfare, Elizabeth Holmes staring directly into Nathan Fielder’s soul, and Ukrainian cam performers
Read More254254 ViewsEpisode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week begins with Meade Skelton planning Dolly Parton’s funeral entertainment, a Sextastic Tuesday story that belongs in an evidence locker, a woman wedged inside a backhoe bucket, fatal penis filler, furious furries, and an airline passenger duct-taped directly to his seat. Promo Code’s Birthday Week Meade Skelton’s Delusion Corner Sextastic
Read More1212 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing
Read More227227 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s
Read More181181 ViewsEpisode Summary Today’s Sideshow serves up a glorious buffet of broken-brain nonsense, including Daniel Larson’s first post-prison interview, Mead Skelton weighing the pros and cons of seducing an elderly woman, a wave of genital-shrinking panic in Africa, and a murder allegedly sparked by a green chile enchilada pissing contest. Episode Highlights Daniel Larson resurfaces after
Read More1111 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted
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