Episode Summary Tim returns from Ashtabula and immediately cannonballs back into the sewer, serving up squirt pillows, spicy poop theology, Meade Skelton’s deranged sex education, cocaine-in-the-ass excuses, the world’s tiniest dong, and a British flapjack assault straight to the junk. Episode Highlights Opening Filth Ongoing Freaks / Updates Reality TV Madness ️ Distorted News Listener
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11 ViewPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy, a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school
Read More3838 ViewsThe Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today’s episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth’s most beloved songs. You’ll hear the hilariously awful “human demo” that eventually became A Whole Raw Load, proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the
Read More4444 ViewsToday’s Sideshow Exclusive starts with a reminder that your sleeping brain is a liar. Tim shares a “brilliant” sitcom idea he wrote down in the middle of the night about becoming the world’s first third-shift day trader, only to discover in the morning that none of it makes any sense. Unfortunately, you’ve all got to
Read More00 ViewsEpisode Summary Note: This is a re-upload to fix the Pervert Marriage song audio Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos
Read More9090 ViewsEpisode Summary Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates The Lord taketh away the toe
Read More5151 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos
Read More8080 ViewsEpisode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is a sweaty little nightmare featuring racist Meade Skelton cosplay, rotisserie chicken pornography, a handcuffed lunatic screaming about monkey-eyed cunts, and a murderer who apparently treated Dexter like an instructional series. Real classy spread today. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Poultry Perversion Watch Drunk Patriot Theater ️ Distorted News Jackass says goodbye
Read More55 ViewsEpisode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates Opening Chaos ️ Distorted News Arby’s has the meats, and
Read More102102 ViewsEpisode Summary Tuesday’s Sideshow takes a hard left into washed-up child star misery, racist old weirdos, country biscuit warfare, and a woman who allegedly murdered her boyfriend because his dinner plans were irritating. In other words, a perfectly balanced meal. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Donkey Lips had a rough landing ️
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