Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A pronoun dispute becomes sacred violence, Tammy Slaton supervises her fiancée from the parking lot, an office fish lunch nearly triggers a police shooting, and a murder suspect tries trading life in prison for one cheesesteak. Bring Back Trashy Daytime Television A vintage Maury clip
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Read More6161 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton butchers The Killers and alleges drive-by sexual assault, TLC turns a serial lawn-shitter into prestige television, a political campaign manufactures Black supporters with AI, and one sponsor requests enough dick sucking to destroy the studio plumbing. Newscasters Lose Control of Their Mouths The
Read More115115 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Amy Slaton launches an AI-assisted music career that leaves her family wheezing, Sextastic Tuesday visits a deeply unhygienic graveyard, a computer teacher lands in an alleged Apple Pay prostitution robbery, and the internet adopts a suspiciously well-groomed mustache baby. Thousand Pound Sisters: No-Hit Wonder Edition
Read More1313 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Ohio politics crawls beneath the sewer line, a subway racist battles the Black Boogeyman, Ric Flair drunkenly torpedoes a wedding, and a football fan allegedly tapes his wife to a basement chair so nobody interrupts the game. Halloween Is Satan’s Candy Giveaway A former practicing
Read More158158 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shouty discovers that dating another prostitute brings double the raw sex and triple the drama, Mead explains why umbrellas and iced coffee are not gay, Tan Mom nearly gets deported for excessive bronzing, and an adult baby allegedly strangles his girlfriend during a forced
Read More226226 ViewsEpisode Summary A foot freak celebrates Soctober by eating his own toe jam, a public pisser produces butt jelly in a pickup truck, TikTok turns a fake child death into a sales pitch, and one filthy nail salon may be painting Portland’s fingers with genital herpes. Tim Henson Versus the Common Cold Happy Soctober, Foot
Read More88 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead surrenders his aging obsession to God and immediately sends six more emails about looking young, Galileo builds a frat-boy rape militia, an Australian murderer demands his human right to Vegemite, and doctors peel petroleum jelly out of homemade super-dicks. Super Duper Opening Chaos A
Read More282282 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead unveils an antisemitic new character, Whitney Lynn declares spiritual war on “Chipolte,” two elderly men trade disability and diabetes insults, a woman reviews semen perfume, and Wyoming finally earns its place in the Distorted News hall of shame with an eagle tattoo hiding a
Read More1515 ViewsPrefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull repurposed as pub décor, banana-based filth and the usual deeply regrettable listener interaction. ️ Remembering Papa Nut Ropes of Nut sponsors the
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