May 8, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights
May 7, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow takes a hard turn into cursed family legacies, educational collapse, animal-hoarder motherhood, and a man who apparently fell in love with Google Gemini. Also, new listeners get a crash course in Linda Finkel, because everyone has to suffer eventually. Opening Chaos Happy birthday, Leslie, sponsored into the show on your own
May 6, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Wednesday’s show ricochets from Stacey Kennison’s latest mafia-witch-prostitution paranoia to instant-karma brat pain, black preachers demanding more testicles and fewer tits, a masturbating Secret Service agent, and one extremely drunk woman trying to murder a dirt-bike kid with her car. Real wholesome midweek material. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos ⚡ Instant Karma Theater ⛪
May 5, 2026By Tim
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary This Sideshow installment is a full buffet of internet rot and public nonsense, from a supposedly “safe for work” fart subreddit packed with exposed starfish, to a gender-studies abortion debate that goes gloriously off the rails, to a mom in a technicolor jacket trying to
May 4, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a public suicide scene turned into spectator sport, to bargain-bin blackface rap disasters, to deranged VR fake-family hostage drama, to a Subway customer screaming through a sandwich order like the world’s angriest condiment director. Just a beautiful start to the week. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Public Freakouts and Human
May 1, 2026By Tim
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a big greasy pile of escort gonorrhea, immobile fat-fetish filth, Steven Dawson insisting he has not died, Taco Bell soda warfare, and Scientology speedrunners treating church properties like live-action video games. Basically, a classy way to end the week. Episode Highlights Opening
April 30, 2026By Tim
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow is a lovely sewer cocktail of Frankie McDonald looping at a bar, Mead Skelton promising heavenly Chad status, alpha-male sex advice for men terrified of wet pussy, a twitchy Mormon predator catch, a giant protest dick lawsuit, and a Florida woman apparently trying
April 29, 2026By Tim
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister’s skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and
April 28, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Today’s Sideshow is a greasy buffet of sex-tech stupidity, deranged identity performance, senior-citizen property warfare, Florida prank goblins, and one deeply upsetting public-restroom Gushers encounter. Basically, a perfectly balanced meal. Episode Highlights Birthday Wishes from the Sewer Porn Science and Mechanical Degeneracy Internet Freaks and Identity Nonsense Neighborhood Freaks ️ Distorted News Florida
April 27, 2026By Tim
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five