April 16, 2026By Tim
Most public infrastructure stories are too dull to survive a second glance. This one involved a sewer blockage in Swindon allegedly packed with wet wipes, fat, and so many flushed condoms that a water company had to send residents a letter begging them to stop. The result was less a maintenance issue than a monument
April 16, 2026By Tim
For years, Johnny Somali built an audience by acting like the worst person in any room. In South Korea, that act finally ran into a legal system with no interest in treating public harassment like edgy content. A court sentenced the American livestreamer to prison with labor after finding him guilty on multiple charges tied
April 16, 2026By Tim
Technology paranoia usually sticks to familiar scripts, phones are listening, apps are spying, smart devices are too smart for comfort. Gabrielle Chana took a harder turn. In her version, a Linux Mint update allegedly activated router-based Wi-Fi circuitry and brain-controlled her, with the chief evidence being that she temporarily could not locate a document she
April 16, 2026By Tim
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Thursday’s Sideshow goes careening from Bill O’Reilly’s eternal rage spiral to looksmaxing meth goblins, front-door psycho drama, reptilian cleft-chin theology, Linux-based brain control, sewer condoms, and the extremely satisfying downfall of Johnny Somali. Basically, civilized society continues to lose. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Media Freaks
April 15, 2026By Tim
The audio clip is ridiculous in exactly the right way. A few clipped meows over an aviation channel, a sharp response, and suddenly the whole polished image of commercial flying gets nudged a little closer to middle-school radio pranks. The unnerving part is not that it sounds absurd. It is that enough people insist it
April 15, 2026By Tim
A murder case out of Maine was already grim on its basic facts. Then came the alleged confession at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, the repeated admissions to police, and a trail of details that made the whole thing sound less like a conventional homicide investigation and more like a man unraveling in public after a
April 15, 2026By Tim
Most ugly divorces leave behind paperwork, old voicemail messages, and a few stories the neighbors tell at cookouts. This one left a 12-foot bronze middle finger pointed at the house next door. In suburban Detroit, a personal grudge became a permanent outdoor installation, somewhere between revenge fantasy and lawn ornament with a budget. Prefer to
April 15, 2026By Tim
Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy.
April 14, 2026By Tim
Two people in Iowa are accused of putting oxycodone into a pan of lasagna and giving it to a family member as part of an alleged attempt to cause a miscarriage. It is a story with the structure of a tabloid nightmare, not because the facts are complicated, but because they are so blunt and
April 14, 2026By Tim
Jessica McClure Morales, known for decades as Baby Jessica after her dramatic 1987 rescue from a Texas well, was arrested after a reported domestic disturbance in Midland County. The arrest is disturbing on its own, but what gives the story its strange emotional force is how quickly it pulls one of America’s most familiar rescue