🎧 Distorted View Daily: June 24, 2025Sideshow Exclusive Episode💥 Virtual tomatoes, sweaty sneakers, demon-possessed furries & vacuum-powered fellatio! On Today’s Show: 🍅 VR Meltdown! — A Proximity Chat troll nearly kills a girl’s avatar with a virtual tomato. (Yes, she has phantom allergies. Yes, she throws up. No, it’s not real.) 😷 The Exorcism of
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66 Views💸 In This Financially Irresponsible Episode: 🧼 Tim’s Back on His Bullshit (Stock Market Edition)After years of redefining “losing money” as “success,” Tim is once again investing—with asbestos companies now in his crosshairs, thanks to a possible Trump-led revival of the world’s most lung-slicing building material. Public health hazard? ✅ Early retirement plan? ✅ 🪦
Read More66 ViewsOn Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: show@distortedview.com🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box
Read More779779 ViewsOn Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops
Read More792792 Views🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Fatherhood Fantasies, Exploded Nutsacks, and Sponge-Soaked Assholes🗓️ Sideshow Exclusive – Thursday, June 19th, 2025 Today on the Show: 👨🍼 Meade Skelton Dreams of Dadhood: He’s pushing 50, has no girlfriend, and still thinks fatherhood is just around the corner. Tim breaks down the tragic math of sperm that screams “low motility.”
Read More66 Views🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – Trans Powers, Drunk Trumpettes & Fatphobic Flight Fights🗓️ Originally aired: June 18, 2025 (Bonus Segment) On This Brief But Belligerent Bonus Episode:
Read More66 ViewsOn Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets
Read More793793 ViewsOn Today’s Unholy Sextastic Tuesday: 💨 Open Source Porn NoisesTim explores an incredibly disturbing yet oddly impressive online repository of NSFW audio clips — moaning, groaning, gushing, gurgling, and yes, meticulously categorized light vs. normal queefs. The internet has truly peaked. 🐉 3D Porn Sound DesignTurns out your favorite dragon-dicking animations have a shared audio
Read More55 Views🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment: “You’re a Damn Liar, Lorde”🗓️ Monday, June 16, 2025 On today’s bonus episode of DV:Tim takes a well-deserved swing at modern vocal trends and emotionally unstable dudes on mopeds. 🧠 What’s in this episode: 🔊 The “Default Trashy Sound” Mystery: Tim seeks answers about that annoying “do-do-do-do” notification
Read More66 ViewsOn Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows,
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