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  • November 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: We’re doing MORE voicemails as I try to catch up with the back-log. I’m off to NE Ohio to visit with my mom for Thanksgiving, but will be back this weekend for another episode of the show. – Be on the lookout for Black Friday deals on Sideshow memberships! It’s the 15th

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  • November 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Door To Door Vacuum Salesman is still a profession An Uber Ride Gone Wrong Preacher Says He Is Not Racist, Proceeds To Say Racist Things Pissed Off Over A Gas Station Sammich More Liquid Shit Is Being Dumped On People Hiding Your Heroin In Rotting Animal Intestines   Our New Post Office

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  • November 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com What The Hell Is Up With This 80’s Nestle Chocolate Bar Commercial? What The Hell Is Up With KISS Folgers Commercial? Shit Vloggers Spitting

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  • November 23, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Secret Santa! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com Merrill Howard Kalin Is Back! Black Thanksgiving Is Much Different Than Caucasian Thanksgiving Sucking The Piss Out Of A Chinese Dude The Soothing Sounds Of A Urine Stream  

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  • November 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: So Now No One Tells Me When Family Members Die Extreme Breathe Play / Throat Crushing Trump Supporters Want Him To Shit On Them Florida Man Interviewed No Quid Pro Quo: The 2003 Emo Remix More Research On Average Penis Size Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575

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  • November 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Secret Santa! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com I Came Up With A Non-Offensive Joke Confronting A Cult At Walmart Airplane Freak Out Tom Hanks Is A Pedophile (According To Nutjobs) The Pussy Museum Is Open Dragging

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  • November 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to come Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • November 18, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Reel To Reel Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer Sticky Musical Instruments? Try Spoiled Milk The Mentally Insane Religious Facebook Prophets A New Body Part To Store Contraband Meth A Trash Heap Traps Grandma In Her Hoarder House Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

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  • November 17, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Today we start catching up on voicemails! Have you called within the last 3 months? Listen today: I may play your call.   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show

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  • November 16, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Making Out With Mylar Dora The Explorer Shane Lee’s Creepy Kim Kardasian Sex Fantasy Playing Homeless For The Likes and Views Pus Much More Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The

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