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  • October 18, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Mrs. Miller Live Performance A Homeless Crazy Person Got A Record Deal Big Black Cam Whore Talks About Pussy Farts A White Trash Hooker Talks About Crystal Meth And Dog Sex Dog Drags Out A Dildo Having Your Pet Lion Attack Bill Collectors Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO

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  • October 16, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Fart Tracking While You Sleep Let’s Get Sloppy With The Auto Suck Confessions Of A Murderous Incel / Incel Folk Rock Pussypasting Your Vagina A Loose Finger On Top Of The Dashboard Rage Yoga Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

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  • October 14, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Movie Trailers Are So Lazy FiFiLaFag Is Back! Congrats To Poo League Season Two Winner Queen Y! 2nd Grade Teacher Knocked Herself Out With Valium And Booze Gored In The Groin Twice Dementia Fight Club Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART

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  • October 11, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to come Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • October 9, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Flat Earther At A City Council Meeting A Public Speaker Has A Stutter Another Looner Professes His Love To Inflatables Meth Sandwiches Dog Shoots Bitch Male Titties Linked To Antipsychotic Drug Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463

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  • October 9, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Instagram Influencer Hates His Family Cuz They Get Like Zero Likes Skippy The Virgin Get Offered Oral Sex Teenage Girls Try To Set Up A Pedo Sting Observation Alligator Beer Bash In Florida Pulling Tweezers Out Of Your Dick Hole Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati

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  • October 7, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Red Sovine Tribute Song When Your Butthole Is So Stretched It Sounds Like a Dripping Cave Pulling Hairs And Popping Pussy Zits: WATCH The Worst Dining Experience In America Splattering Menstrual Blood On The Senate Floor Crystal Meth Hair Accessories Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575

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  • October 6, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My Child Predators Sting Operation! My Dead Dad Is Stuck To My Finger Nails Scrambled Eggs: The Case Of The Trans Rooster A Florida Surprise Birthday Shooting Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail

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  • October 4, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’ve got a best-of show for you today because I was working late on on some party line phone sex calls and the time just kind of got away from me. I’ll be posting a new episode of DV this weekend to make up for it. Until then, enjoy this old, moldy

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  • October 4, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Sexy Vegan Gets Busted For Bestiality Alien Gibberish Laughter JellyPiss Attack  Autoblow AI – A Technological Blowjob Blowthrough A Cryptocurrency That Turns You Gay Does This Meth Look Good To You? Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:

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