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  • October 2, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: What’s Up With That Easter Bunny? Jimmy Kimmel’s Bullshit Awkward Interview Are Those Little Girls Feet Or Tiny Adult Womens Feet? Wet Dookie Holes Vs. Dry Dookie Holes Take The “No Pussy Pledge” Faking A Carjacking To Hide Your Side Bitch Doing Your Penis Stretches Missing Bull Genitals: The Work of The

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  • October 2, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes To Come Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • September 30, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Period Shits Are The Best Shits? Vegetarian Vs Vegan! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT PUA Training Tips And Tricks To Snag A Bitch Scurvy: How A Beige Diet May Be Killing You Driving While Black Just Got Even More Ridiculous Porta Potty Explodes, Exposes Charred Human Remains Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted

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  • September 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Pastor Gives A Serious Talk; Laughter Ensues Meade Is Back And He’s Fighting Demonic Forces Racist Lady At The Pharmacy Cancel Culture Cancels Two Loving Boyfriend Shoots Girlfriend In Head Trans Woman Received A Dickpic, Sent A Dickpic Raja Sings The Hits! Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO

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  • September 27, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Resource To Help You Find Very Specific Porn Robocop Television Edit Women At Large / Dancing Grannies Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Tim’s Helpful Hints May Have Saved A Sexual Assault Victim Shoplift Stuffer Or Big Dig Fluffer 2% Milk Attack   Our New Post Office Box Address!

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  • September 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Pedohunters Nab An Anime Dork Gabrielle Chana Got Hit With Yeast Warfare Some Hardcore Cum Remixes | LISTEN! Old People Receiving A Truckload Of Ecstasy Attacked By A Tomahawk Homeless Make Up Sex In Your Front Yard Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

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  • September 25, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownuts 2 cum Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • September 23, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Collecting Straws / Straw Reviews Surprise Anal Is Never Welcome Be A Stud Like This Lion/Dragon Hybrid Manimal Cock Rot Crushing A Camel’s Balls To Save Your Life Smell The Stink Of Nazi Panties Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF

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  • September 22, 2019By Tim

    Get 10 Free Gifts including 6 movies, free shipping, and more! Use coupon code FREAK at checkout @ AdamAndEve.Com! Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer! Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15

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  • September 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Master of Mashups: DJ Cummerbund! Listen! Our Discord Poop League Has A Champion Lvl80CatLady Wants To Auction Off A Pussy Mold Richard Simmons Came Out Of The Closet In 1987 Having Sex With a Wet Floor Cone Convincing Boys That Girls Eat Their Used Tampons Our New Post Office Box Address!

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