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  • May 31, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Incels Are Jelqing All Over The Place! When Your Wife Is Your Biggest Troll Ben and Jerrys Pot Ice Cream   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say

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  • May 29, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: We Keep Getting The Shits At Asian Restaurants Catching Your Gardener Masturbating Drug Addicted Electro-Pop Out Of A Shopping Cart Rolling Down A Hill Is Not a Near Death Experience! Cakes That Can Turn A Gay Man Straight No Free Fries For Ugly Chicks Asshole Coughs Our New Post Office Box Address!

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  • May 29, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Don’t Like My Burgers Wet And Sloppy Another Sappy Colorblind Video White Trash Bitch Can’t Handle Getting Tatted Up Reborn Doll Birth Cosplay Shitting Out A Real Baby In The Car Gillette Is Advertising to Transgendered Men Durex Condom Makes Dick Cheese Joke   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted

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  • May 28, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: It’s Memorial Day here in America. I’m still doing a mini show, though. Let’s recap the most recent episode of My 600 Pound Life featuring the Assanti brothers! Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your

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  • May 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tony Robbins N-Word Scandal Pulling Turds Out Yo Ass Smearing Period Blood To Calm Yourself Experience The Death of Princess Diana In An Amusement Park Bionic Penis Man Finally Gets Laid God Hates That Noah’s Ark Replica. Feel His Wrath! Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati

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  • May 24, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Steven Assanti Is Back on My 600 Pound Life Jesse Lee Peterson Just Figured Out How Gay Relationship Work Mother Addresses Entire Highschool Classroom That She Will Fuck Them Up Motorcycle Stolen Valor OR TV Fan? Pussy Toys For Winning Athletes Vomit Frau May Cost You Thousands! Our New Post Office Box

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  • May 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Mama Pisserelli’s Urine Jugs Speaking In Tongues Cuz The Gay Hatred Is Too Great Laughing The Cancer Away Cymbalta Withdrawal Road Rage Soy Sauce Colon Cleanse Meth Lab Or Essential Oil Etsy Shop? When Your Cock Vessel Won’t Take Her Clothes Off Fast Enough Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO

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  • May 22, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to cum Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share

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  • May 20, 2019By Tim

    ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My Thoughts On Chuck E. Cheeses’s A Flood Of Clown Porn Mom Ruining A Perfectly Awesome Salvia Trip Makeup Vlogger Drama Is So Yesterday. I’m All About Jake Paul Being A Cry Baby Bitch Over Cyber Bullying Mayochup Is The New Mustonnaise Waking Up Dickless You’ve Got One Good Hand and Guess

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  • May 19, 2019By Tim

    Distorted View has a new sponsor and I’m going to subject you to a 9 1/2 minute commercial for them. Meet Chester Chipmunk, Flame-Broiled Patty, Special Sloth, and Parmesan Pete. They will tell you all about a totally cool Cheeseburger restaurant and fun-zone JUST FOR KIDS. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have

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