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  • April 30, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Bonus Segment:(Yes, it’s Wednesday. No, Tim doesn’t know what day it is either.) Tim’s back with a sloppy midweek bonus segment—complete with misdated intros, malfunctioning plastic penises, and cosmic orgasms brought on by Palladian light beings. Just your typical midweek mind-melter here on Distorted View Daily. Today on the show:🧴 FUCK SAUCE!– Adam

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  • April 30, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications

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  • April 29, 2025By Tim

    Episode Summary:It’s a wild Sideshow Tuesday! Tim checks in on Kanye West’s spiral into white identity and cousin-sucking anthems, then dives crotch-first into Horrible Moments in Pornography 2, featuring a woman who may or may not be committing felonies with a baby doll named Jamal. Also on the show: Tony Chase is back and somehow

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  • April 28, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: Additional Observations: Closing Notes:

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  • April 28, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05

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  • April 26, 2025By Tim

    This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So

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  • April 25, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign

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  • April 24, 2025By Tim

    💥 On Today’s Show: 🎆 When Fireworks Go Wrong: A teen turns Independence Day into a flesh confetti disaster by blowing off his fingers in a moving car. (Spoiler: His meat mitts redecorate the backseat.) 🍿 Special Needs Meets Special Guests: A UK docuseries sends intellectually disabled adults to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok. Confusion,

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  • April 23, 2025By Tim

    🎙 Distorted View Daily – Bonus Segment Show Notes“Nancy Mace Gets Roasted, Kevin Leonardo Returns, and Jesus Does Spice Girls” 👩‍🏫 Nancy Mace: ASMR or Just a Mess?Tim dives back into the saga of Congresswoman Nancy Mace, who proudly posted a video of herself freaking out at a gay man in Ulta (as you do),

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  • April 23, 2025By Tim

    On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21  Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23  An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03  Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02  Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie

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